I sure hope Mom and dad are surprised by this anniversary breakfast we're bringing them! I hate to walk in if they are naked.
Yes, that kind of image could haunt someone if she tries to sleep even years later.
Oh, relax.
I think you're safe.
Or are they? So today at the school fair, a band called the Dad Beats is gonna surprise Claire with a power love ballad.
And the lead singer you might want to sit down is the one and only get up on your feet! this guy! She's a pretty sight Wise as a buddha But, brother, watch that bite 'cause she's a Claire-Acuda Or maybe an existing song.
Thank you.
Do you want to get your face painted like a pretty butterfly? No.
I'm just not in the mood.
Lily, what about you? You know what? Maybe I will have them paint "Worst coach ever" on my forehead.
Cam's coaching freshman football, and his team's losing, and it's making him, uh, a little tense.
Run, run! Protect it like it's your baby! You dropped your baby! You dropped your baby! They're running away with your baby! Go get your baby! That's the worst call since they cast Russell Crowe in "Les Mis," right there! You see the way everyone's glaring at me? - No.
- Like a big loser coach.
All in your head.
I'm the Hester Prynne of freshman football.
I may as well have a scarlet "L" sewn on my shirt.
Well, then, everyone would think you're Laverne.
Coach Tucker.
That was a tough loss last night.
Yeah, yeah.
Sure was.
I feel your frustration.
Sure do.
Uh, Mitchell, this is John.
He's Trevor's dad.
- Sorry.
- Star running back.
Well, maybe not for long.
I'm seriously thinking about pulling him from the team.
What? Why? 'Cause Trevor's getting killed out there.
You got no one to block for him.
I I hear what you're saying, and you're not wrong, but give me a little time.
You got one week.
Well, that is not appropriate fair behavior at all.
You know what might make you feel better? Gathering my team and putting the fear of God in them.
I was gonna say a churro.
I can do both! She's a mess.
Girl Hey, hey, lead foot, easy on the turns! I worked hours on this cake.
You're sure you want to do this? I'm going to win the cake contest, and then there'll be no stopping me.
From what? A beating? First-place ribbons earn respect, Jay.
Not if your competition's a bunch of old ladies and weirdos.
Could you just be nice? You didn't seem to care when you were eating all his practice cake.
Finally.
What are you gonna do, pal?! About to ask you the same thing.
Did you not see my blinker? - Nope.
- Then you're blind, 'cause it's on.
Looking at you, I'm guessing it was on the whole way here.
I got all day and satellite radio.
I don't care if parking here is on your bucket list.
I've got two books on tape, a space blanket, and a protein bar in the glove box.
I will sleep here if I have to.
We're not moving.
Ay, but we are.
Let's go, Manny.
- Who are you? - Oh, my God! You scared the hell out of me! Okay, language.
There's a baby in the house.
Uh, that baby happens to be my uncle.
Which one are you? You need to tell Mr.
P you broke one of his beers.
I'm Alex.
Who are you? I'm their Manny.
Nice try.
I know their Manny, and you look nothing like him.
Oh, you're Haley.
I'm their male nanny, Andy.
You really need to move.
Okay, well, I'll be out by the pool.
What? Nope! No, no, no.
Not without permission, you're not.
- I'm gonna call Mr.
and Mrs.
P.
- Oh, wait! Um seriously, Mandy, do you, uh do you really have to do that? I see what you're doing.
Don't bother, because I have a girlfriend of eight years back in Utah.
That's pretty young, but I guess they do things differently over there.
She's my age, and we're engaged to be engaged.
It's it's a pre-engagement.
She's in the Coast Guard.
- In Utah? - Yeah.
It's the largest salt lake in the western hemisphere.
Oh, good.
She's protecting our lake.
I'll be out by the pool.
Your boss is calling you.
Hey! There she is.
Yeah, I'm not giving you any money.
I don't need your money I need advice about a girl.
Gross, but I'm intrigued, so talk.
Alex.
Hey, Girlita.
Sienna girl! Sienna is amazing stylish, worldly and she's so new to our school, she doesn't even realize that I'm a full social class below her.
I need to cement the friendship before she finds out we have a cafeteria.
I've been looking all over for you.
Uh, this is my little brother, Luke.
He wants advice on some lame crush he has.
That's huge.
So huge.
So, Luke, who is this mystery woman? Um just some girl.
And her name is Sienna.
You know, Manny, I'm just gonna say this one last time.
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