Okay, big day for this household.
It certainly is.
So exciting.
Nothing like starting a new job.
Or finally coming into your own at a job you already have.
The promise of something new.
The rewards finally being -- Opposite things being equally good.
- Cheers.
- Yes.
I have accepted a job at the C.
F.
J.
, The -- the Center For Justice.
Not, it turns out, a secret headquarters for superheroes.
No, it -- it kind of is.
It's a legal-aid society founded by a law-school friend of mine.
I will be an advocate for the people, a voice for the voiceless.
And just as important Oh, thank you.
Tonight, I am chaperoning the Spring-A-Ding-Fling, a fundraiser, a dance, which, under my stewardship, has shattered school records.
And I added the "A-ding.
" It used to just be called the Spring Fling.
I should have said my thing first.
Hey, guys.
For my opening number tonight-- Be honest.
Does it look like I have anything on under this? Tonight is the SCARB.
Southern California Annual Realtors' Banquet.
It is the banquet for southern California realtors.
Literally, it's the only one.
And this guy is the only two-time host -- Three-time.
Three-time host in the history of the event.
Unfortunately, I have to miss it this year.
It's for the best.
She's invisible at these things.
It's tough being married to the rock star.
Luckily, I lined up a substitute date.
Dad.
You're still up.
Yeah, just working on some jokes for the banquet.
Hey, how'd you like to come with me? I would love to! Not surprised she said yes.
That girl's got real estate in her blood.
She used to come with me to open houses when she was little.
We may have even talked about a father/daughter partnership.
Yeah, she's been drifting a little lately, but I think a taste of regional real-estate's most glamorous night might just re-ignite that flame.
I can't believe I have to go to this thing.
But what choice did I have? I would love to! But you're not gonna have those cookies without milk, right? Right.
Come on, Phil.
Break area.
Copier.
My stinky dog.
Oh, look at you.
You just threw up recently.
Okay.
Oh, my gosh.
That's you and Michelle Obama.
That's my aunt.
I am so sorry.
I don't know why I thought that -- Calm down, white guilt.
It's Michelle Obama.
Oh, good, yeah.
Yeah, you've accomplished a lot in 15 years.
Professionally, yeah.
I haven't had a date in six months.
Some sundays, I drive out to visit my frozen eggs.
But, on the plus side, I have gotten really close with my mom.
Oh, look at that.
I see the resemblance.
That's Maya Angelou.
Damn it.
It's signed, Mitch.
Yeah.
I see that.
This is gonna be fun! I know! - I'm just really looking for-- - You! What was that outfit last night? That was a business dinner! What is wrong with you? Wendy, I tried.
Well, try harder.
Ooh, here's your office.
Okay.
Oh, this is nice.
Yeah.
Dennis liked it until he didn't.
I'll check on you later.
Okay.
All right.
Let's see here.
New guy? Uh, yes.
Hi.
I'm Mitchell Pritchett.
Dan.
Hope you don't have any plans for Sunday night.
Dan! What are you still doing here? Go! Sorry.
Right.
That way! Oh, no.
I do love it in leather.
Well, learn to love it in silk.
It's too hot outside to be wearing leather.
I'm talking about this car.
Oh, by the way, I do the negotiating at the dealership today.
Why? Honey, I'm a businessman.
When it comes to people, I know how to get what I want out of them.
This watch -- The man sold it to me for half of what he was asking.
These -- a third.
These -- for free.
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