Why are there giant lollipops all over the front yard? And why do they taste so bad? Because they're made out of cardboard, mouth-breather.
Hey! The world needs more dreamers, Luke.
Never stop licking things.
I know it's lame, but after last year, we promised the neighbours we would keep our decorations more "family friendly".
We can't even carve a pumpkin? The petition was very specific.
Every Halloween, we have the best house.
Last year, I took things to a whole new level.
But, apparently, it was too scary for some kids And one adult.
Trick-or-treat! Would you like some candy? Yeah! Or would you rather have this? Come on.
You're fine.
I don't care what anyone says.
You did not give that man a heart attack.
Thank you.
I mean, you're not even scary.
Can I grab a little bit of this candy for my open house tonight? Uh, yeah, sure, but It's genius.
An open house on Halloween.
Millions of bored parents just trying to keep their kids out of traffic.
Now they can get away from all that, and see a nice house.
What do you mean, I'm not even scary? I literally almost scared the life out of a man.
You literally scared a little saliva and a little urine out of him.
That happens to me every time I see a monkey wearing people clothes.
I was plenty scary.
I used professional-grade makeup.
That's the point, Claire.
It was overkill.
You're the kind of person who can be twice as scary without wearing any makeup.
Bye.
You remembered to pick up the costumes, right? Yes, they're right over there.
Very excited.
Cam has lost a lot of weight-- No.
So we're throwing a Halloween party to debut the new him.
I'll be dressed as a matador.
Wh-what is it now, 30? - 32.
4.
- Ah.
So I've lost Lily.
- Where is Lily? - Hmm? - Do you-- you don't have her? - No.
- Why would I have her? I don't have her in my pocket.
- Cam? What about the tiara? Uh, we didn't buy one.
You can just use the one from last year.
Are we poor? No, sweetheart, but you don't need two tiaras.
How 'bout next Halloween you try a different costume? No.
I have to be a princess.
Every year? Why? Because my mom's a princess, just like you told me.
Cam and I have always known that someday, we were gonna have to have the big talk with Lily about who her mom was.
We--we were gonna pick the right time and do it together, carefully following an agreed-upon script.
Then I got tired.
"And she was the most beautiful princess in all the land.
The end.
" Again.
Why is Tyler's mommy so fat? Oh, that's because she has-- she has a baby in her belly.
Okay? Good night.
Was I in my mom's belly? Lily, no more questions, all right? Just-- just go to sleep.
Where's my mom now? Um, she's In a faraway land.
Why? Because she's a princess.
And she's very, very busy.
Okay.
I thought that she'd forget about it by the next morning.
I mean, I did.
Oh, I knew I was gonna have to tell Cam, and he was gonna be furious, but I was hoping that he'd see the bigger issue.
You know, I was really tired.
Hey, Cam, you know this whole thing about Lily wanting to be a princess again? Well, I-I think it might be because I let her believe - her mother was-- - This is a nightmare.
- It was just a mistake.
- More like a disaster.
They sent the matador costume in your size, and the bull costume in mine.
Oh.
I didn't notice.
Um Now no one's gonna see my bod in this bulky bull costume.
It was-- it was honestly a mistake.
L-listen, um, you--you could do that other thing that you thought of.
You could put on that gorgeous white suit that fits you so well now, and you could be Mr.
Roarke, and Lily could be your tattoo.
No! I have to be a princess! Oh, but, Lily, you were a princess last year.
No! You promised! I'm being a princess! Why is she so obsessed with princesses? Well Like we weren't at that age? I mean I'm not mad about the ticket.
It's just the first time I couldn't charm my way out of one of these things.
The way I see it, it's not a ticket.
It's a conversation.
No offense.
You don't need that siren.
You could stop traffic just getting out of that squad car.
License and registration, please.
I, uh I'm no stranger to the police academy myself.
Seen all seven of them.
Sir, no one's seen all seven.
- Is this information accurate? - Yeah.
Uh, except for the weight.
I thought they wanted to know how much I could curl.
I must be getting rusty with my moves.
Moves? What moves? You know, flash the baby blues, hit 'em with the devilish grin.
In case of emergency, break glass and bust out the dimple.
Hey, isn't that one from the smallpox? 'Cause I'm 100.
Chicken pox.
And it doesn't matter where it's from.
It always worked.
Hey, mom.
Manny, why are you coming back from school so late? I got sent to the principal's office.
Oh.
I am sending him an angry e-mail, - because I don't like when-- - No, no, no.
It's not his fault.
- What did you do wrong? - Nothing.
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