Is everybody OK? I'm fine.
Thanks for waiting.
What was that? Water heater, gas line, the train.
It's the same, people.
Just stay low and move out! Honey, Luke's gone.
Claire, spontaneous human combustion is very rare.
I don't think he exploded, Phil.
The rope ladder works.
At least someone followed protocol.
Oh! Oh, it's there! Smoke is coming out of Luke's stupid suitcase.
Like his old man, Luke is a magician.
I'm taking lessons from some guy my dad found online.
He came personally recommended from the guy who runs the warlock conference up in Modesto.
Ocupado, big guy.
Find another foxhole.
This is how we learn to sing.
Who can go up here with me? Cam took a job teaching music at the local middle school.
Yeah, his first day is tomorrow.
I'm excited for me, but I'm probably more excited for the students because a great teacher is a gift.
Hasn't started yet.
I have to tip my hat to my High School music teacher A real force of nature who was also the defensive coordinator for the football team and supervised calf birthing for the animal husbandry club.
Doris Olson.
Great lady.
Lady.
This is how we learn to sing Ay, Jay, I'm going to miss you.
It's one night.
No, I don't want to be without you, not even one night in my whole life.
What can I make you? How about a little room on my side of the bed? I mean, I shouldn't complain.
My wife's a knockout.
But She's at that place in her pregnancy where, she's, you know ample.
And the snoring.
I swear in the last ultrasound, the baby was like this So I should be home about noon tomorrow.
Who drank all the coffee? Oh, I, uh, I had quite a bit of that.
You know, I haven't, um, been sleeping too well.
There's actually a funny story about what's causing that.
Mom, I'm fully aware of the changes your body is going through, and that nasal stuffiness is very common during pregnancy, but we got a crisis in this house.
You've been snoring.
But I got you these nasal strips.
In the commercial, the old man's angry red sound waves turn a gentle blue.
- So I'm like an old man? - No! Like a dog then? A pig? What is it, Manny? I'm an old man, a dog, or a pig? Jay, help me out here.
You've heard it.
I don't know what the boy's talking about.
If this is a glimpse of teenage Manny, I don't love it.
Have a little respect for your beautiful mother.
Thank you, Jay.
You're right.
Sorry, mom.
And, Jay, have a great trip to San Francisco.
Okay, Lily's drop-off time is between 8:45 and 8:50, so you should be fine to get to work by 9.
Here is her checklist for her backpack.
Uh, wow.
Oh, I have this whole thing planned.
Okay, I'm gonna walk in, take off my jacket, and say, "here comes treble.
" Big swing on the first day.
Please don't tamp down my enthusiasm.
Okay, what else? Oh! The dimmer came in for the switch, so I want you to call the electrician, but not Brad.
Remember? We had a problem with him last time about the billing.
He wanted his name above the title? Yes, you've done that joke before.
So cute.
So funny.
What else? Oh! Lily needs to get a present for Gio's birthday party.
And don't be thrown by the invitation.
It is a pirates party, not a pilates party.
Now sit.
I wanna talk juice boxes.
Cam.
Cam, I know what's happening here.
You're feeling very anxious about your first day at work, and you're focusing that anxiety on my day with Lily.
Really? Are you sure I'm not completely confident about my first day because it's gonna be a home run, and I am worried about you because you're taking on a little bit more of the Lily load? Don't be scared, sweetie.
Mwah! She's not scared! Wh-wh-what are you doing? - Just call me if you need me.
- I won't! And thank you for managing my expectations today.
- Not necessary.
- I saw you practicing a bow last night.
That was just in fun.
You know, I highly doubt some teenagers are gonna throw rose petals at my feet.
Yeah.
But I wouldn't be surprised if I got slow-clapped out of my first class.
Wrong.
I am thinking.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have Seattle as the capital of Washington.
Oh.
Yeah.
It's Spokane.
Sure, which makes the 11th President of the United States "James K.
Pslk.
" Okay, Alex, stop.
I'm trying to figure this out.
Buzz.
Time's up, dummy.
It's Olympia.
Make sure you sound out the big scary words.
Mom, something's on my mind, and it's really bothering me.
Yeah, it's really bothering me, too, but I think it's gonna be rich, so we better be nice to it.
I wanna quit magic.
What? I'm not really interested anymore, but I don't think dad's gonna be happy.
Oh, sweetheart.
Don't worry about disappointing your father.
He only wants you to do it if you wanna do it.
Tell you what.
I will talk to dad-- Whoa! Talk to dad? That sounds serious.
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