Ah- Fix that step.
Morning! I'm still sleeping.
Happy anniversary.
Hmm.
And they said we wouldn't last.
Yeah.
Who said that? Oh, look at you.
You're cute.
Go ahead.
Open it.
What have you done? Nothing.
Something.
Nothing.
It's a View-Master.
Look inside.
Oh, it's us.
[Chuckles] Look at how young we are.
[Chuckling] [Clicks] Oh, God, that perm.
Yeah, it really framed my face.
[Clicks] Why is there a picture of a bracelet? Huh.
Must be some kind of a mistake.
What the heck is that? Phil, you didn't.
What did he- did he? Oh, my God.
[Gasps] It's beautiful.
Oh, sweetie, I love it.
Okay, your turn.
My turn? Where is it? It's on the bureau.
Oh.
I'm surprised I didn't see it.
Where? It's there.
The red envelope.
- Oh.
So- Card.
- No.
That's where you're wrong.
I am so excited.
Hey.
Coupons for five free hugs.
- You don't like it? - Are you kidding me? I love it.
It's so creative.
Coupons for hugs, which are usually free.
But this makes it official, which is so great.
I was so proud of myself when I thought of it because you're impossible to buy for.
You never want anything.
Um, things I want: Robot dog, night-vision goggles, bug vacuum, G.
P.
S.
Watch, speakers that look like rocks.
I love my wife, but she sucks at giving gifts.
I'm sorry for the pay-channel language, but- Oh, yogurt maker.
I can't not think of things I want.
[Man] Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey I can't tell if she needs a diaper change.
I'd think we'd be able to tell.
No, with these diapers, it's hard to tell.
Triple leakage protection.
LeakLock.
Contours to protect her little body.
No gapping or chapping.
Cam, do you think that maybe we need a- Night out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Just a few hours with a couple of adults, few drinks, no baby talk.
It'll make us better parents.
Stop drilling.
You've struck oil.
We'll get Gloria to babysit.
We're going out.
You got some spittle.
Do I? You know who'd be fun to call? Sal.
Sal.
[Gasps] Ooh, raise the roof, Lily.
Yeah.
We're calling Sal.
Sal is our very best friend in the whole wide world.
The reason we love her so much is she has absolutely no inhibitions.
No.
[Cameron] And that's before she starts drinking.
Hanging out with her is like an Amsterdam Saturday night every day of the week.
And, ironically, Sal's not allowed back into Amsterdam.
Any day of the week.
[Gloria] Of course we would love to have the baby.
All the other cousins are sleeping over tonight.
The more, the merrier.
Okay, see you tonight.
Bye-bye.
Is Haley still coming? [Phone Beeps] You're related.
I will spray you with the hose.
All the grandkids are coming over for Jay's Night.
Family tradition.
Everybody wears p.
j.
's, which they love.
I make my famous sloppy jays, which are really sloppy joes but made by Jay, which they love.
And then we all watch a Western together, which they don't really care for, but hey, it's Jay's Night.
So, Mom, there's a party tonight at Andrew Adler's, and everybody's gonna be there.
Ooh, that sounds like so much fun, but I have other plans.
Oh, that's hi-larious.
But I'm talking about me.
That's unusual.
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