Beautiful morning, isn't it? It's a shame you have to work, huh? Yeah.
Anyway, I'd like a large sausage and pepperoni- It's my stuff, okay? Just keep your hands off my stuff! Hey! I didn't put my hands on your stuff.
Hey! Just a second, Derek.
What is the problem? Alex read my journal.
I did not! Why would I even want to read your stupid journal? Because it contains the details of a life, and you don't have one! Oh! Alex, don't read Haley's journal.
Sorry.
My daughters.
You got kids? Oh.
What grade are you in? Phil! Oh, that's my wife, Claire.
Luke was using my computer for this.
I'm gonna have to, uh, call you back.
He told me he needed it to do homework, and then I find this, a-a picture of a topless woman, with the biggest boobs I have ever seen, driving a tractor.
Okay.
Um- Uh, first of all, that's a combine, not a tractor.
Phil! Phil! It is smut, and our 10-year-old is looking at smut! It's disgusting! Completely unacceptable.
Here's the thing.
That was my picture.
Well, not really mine.
There's this guy at work who sends out these links.
Doesn't matter who.
Gil Thorpe.
He sent out another one of the same woman dressed as a battleship.
You know, the- You get- Yeah.
And then one of the Transformers- And then it- Anyway, I had every intention of telling Claire.
I just wanted her to calm down first.
Where are you going? I'm going to pick up Luke from his sleepover.
We need to talk to him about this now.
Claire, this is a very delicate situation.
Mm-hmm.
If we don't handle it right, Luke might end up having an unhealthy attitude about sex or agribusiness.
We'll talk about it when he gets home.
Okay, fine.
But I am telling him that every time he looks at porn, God kills a puppy.
Maybe I should be the one to talk to him.
[Gloria] I am a very lucky woman.
I have a wonderful family, a beautiful home.
There's nothing that I would change.
I hate the dog butler.
[Humming, Yelps] I keep forgetting it's there.
And every time it happens, it scares me all over again.
Sometimes, at night, I think it's the devil.
[Whispers] El diablo.
Barkley? He's hilarious.
I was in Vegas last month and I was winning.
[Laughs] And I thought, I could do the usual, be a chump, give the money back to the casino, or I could do something smart and buy something for myself at the casino store.
He's already a family favorite.
Rub his chin, a little under there.
He likes that.
There you go.
Beautiful.
There you go.
[Laughs] He's a dog and a butler.
I mean, who couldn't love him? Ya me cansé.
Come.
[Clattering] Dog.
[Man] Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey - [Cameron] Okay, ready to go.
- Make sure you pee first.
- What am I, seven years old? - No.
You do not want to go during the show.
The marionettes stop what they're doing, march to the edge of the stage and point at you.
Okay, that sounds terrifying.
No, it's really funny.
Oh, one of my favorite childhood memories was attending the Moscow Marionette Theater.
I grew up one mile away from Missouri's largest waterslide.
And third largest in the country.
Oh, really, Cam.
You never mentioned that before.
You feel like- Feel like a torpedo.
Hey, Cam, does the gardener usually work on Saturdays? I don't know.
He comes when we need him.
He's like Batman but straight.
[Sobbing] [Cameron] Is he crying? Oh, yeah.
We should probably go out the back, huh? He's clearly in pain.
How can you just turn your back on a friend like that? A friend? Really? Yeah? What's his name? Caesar Salazar.
You made that up.
You were gonna say "Caesar Salad.
" Was not.
Cam.
Come on.
Really? Oh.
[Door Closes] All right, don't worry, Lily.
I'm sure we'll get to the show on time.
I'm sure Dad is just gonna go out and give an encouraging word to the gardener, hopefully mention the snail problem, and then we are gonna be on- No.
No, no.
Cam, no- - Hello.
- I don't think he speaks English.
Okay, this might be a good time to mention to you that the marionettes are not kind to latecomers.
They bend over and show their bloomers.
Okay, I speak a little Spanish.
Señor- Gracias.
[Sobbing] What was that? I just asked him if he wanted to have a glass of water and sit down for a minute, like any kind person would.
[Sobbing] [Wailing] Okay, I checked the rest of the computers in the house.
I didn't find any more porn.
That was hardly porn.
It was a topless woman on a tractor.
You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.
I should go talk to him.
Honey, honey, honey.
I got this.
I got this.
热门英文电视剧
老友记 Friends摩登家庭 Modern Family绝望主妇 Desperate Housewives破产姐妹 2 Broke Girls权利的游戏 Game of Thrones黑镜 Black Mirror爱,死亡和机器人 Love, Death & Robots杀死伊芙 Killing Eve第二十二条军规 Catch-22神盾局特工 Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.豆瓣高分英文剧
瑞克和莫蒂 Rick and Morty老友记 Friends火线 The Wire怪诞小镇 Gravity Falls探险活宝 Adventure Time with Finn and Jake无耻之徒(美版) Shameless飞出个未来 Futurama欢乐一家亲 Frasier 成长的烦恼 Growing Pains兄弟连 Band of Brothers飞哥与小佛 Phineas and Ferb风骚律师 Better Call Saul少年正义联盟 Young Justice亿万 Billions咱们裸熊 We Bare Bears副总统 Veep鬼屋欢乐送 Ghosts伦敦生活 Fleabag绅士杰克 Gentleman公关 Flack梅尔罗斯 Patrick MelroseCopyright © 2021 TaiCiShe.com 版权所有。 联系我们