CHEERLEADERS: Go, you mighty Hooters V, V, victory For var, var, varsity Victory for varsity Go, Hooters! [CHEERLEADERS CHEERING] [MICROPHONE SQUEALS OVER PA] PRINCIPAL: Mike Seaver to the principal's office.
Mike Seaver, come to the principalÂs office immediately, mister.
Well, I mean it's like a scientific fact that you can be cute or you can be deep.
But only one in a million can be cute and deep.
Yeah.
It's like last summer I thought I might try being really deep this year, but.
Okay.
So then, what would you call someone like Carol Seaver? Pathetic.
Carol, I need you to write me a note.
To the principalÂs office, in Mom's handwriting.
What did you do this time? I don't know yet, so why don't you make it one of those all-purpose deals, okay? Hey, Tom.
How you doing? Stand still.
Are you nuts? You're my sister, a book head.
You even study during lunch.
[MICROPHONE SQUEALS] PRINCIPAL: Uh, scratch that last announcement.
Carol Seaver, come to the principalÂs office, please.
That's Carol Seaver.
All right.
Sorry, Mike.
It was an honest mistake.
Hey, no sweat.
-Is Mom home yet? -Nope.
-Dad? -In with a patient.
But I get to talk to him first.
Yeah, well, I want to talk to Mom anyway.
Ben, you know you're not supposed to be pigging out like that.
Yeah, well, it's not for me.
It's for Mike.
Hey, thanks, Benny.
So, Carol, did the principal decide to name the school after you? "Nerd High"? Well, as a matter of fact, he called me in to say that if I wanted to I could skip a grade.
Whoopee.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Carol.
If you skip a year that means we're both gonna be in the 1 1th grade together.
Only for a year, then I'll move on to 12th grade and you could have 1 1th all to yourself again.
Hey.
[PHONE RINGS] Carol, in my grade.
This really sucks eggs.
BEN: Hello? Hey, Mike, it's Jerry.
Look, Jerry, I can't talk now, all right? I just got the worst news.
No, believe me, nothing you can say is gonna cheer me up right now.
Oh, yeah? How incredibly gorgeous is she? You serious? Oh, whoa.
I don't know, man.
I mean, it's a school night.
She's a stewardess? Oh, really? No, no, I'm in on it.
Just let me run it by my dad.
It makes him feel involved.
Mr.
Bendle, for our next session, I'd like you to think about why it is you have so much difficulty just talking to people.
Well, okay, then, I'll see you next week.
-Hey, Dad.
-Dad.
CAROL: Mom? Is that Mom? -Can I go out? -I was here first.
-I was.
-Mike.
-Ben.
-Boys.
CAROL: Mom? -She's not home.
MAGGIE: Jason, I'm home.
-Okay.
-Carol? CAROL: What? -Mom.
-Mike.
-No, Carol.
-What? Stop.
-Ben, what? -I want to play next door.
Fine.
Carol? I want to talk to Mom.
Fine.
Mike? -I want to go out tonight.
-It's a school night.
What happened to "fine"? So, Carol, what do you need to talk about? Well, did the principal call you today? Oh, no, what did Mike do now? Nothing, it's me.
I wanted to tell you first.
I'm sorry, you're just not going anywhere until I have some details.
Yeah, all right, Dad.
Man to man, the truth.
I've agreed to go out on this blind date with a shy, young fragile girl who's only in town for one night.
A traveling high-school girl? Exchange student, yeah.
No.
If it's okay with Mom, is it okay with you? Yeah, good luck.
A whole grade? That's my girl.
Carol, this is absolutely fabulous.
What? What's fabulous? -Carol, your father doesn't know? -Well, not unless the principal called him.
What did you do now? Nothing.
CarolÂs the one who got sent to the principalÂs office.
Carol, honey, what's the matter? "Carol, honey"? I'm sorry.
There's something very wrong here.
CarolÂs going to skip a grade.
Well, I have to pass the 10th grade proficiency test, of course, but.
[GIGGLING] Well, that's nice.
Jason? It's very nice.
Honey, he's thrilled.
Mom, listen, just real quick.
Dad says I can go out if it's okay with you.
-Okay.
-Thanks.
-Nice? -I said very nice.
I don't understand you, Jason.
Skipping an entire grade is a real achievement.
It can be, but there are recent studies of adolescent-- I don't wanna hear about recent studies of adolescents.
I mean, this is Carol.
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