( Sighs ) The Duncans are back.
Mom, are you gonna keep doing that? You did that on the street, in the driveway Last night in front of the mirror.
That's because the Duncans are back.
Hey, look, Toby.
Our old house just like new.
Toby's not gonna stay in the hotel? - No.
- Can we talk about it? Hey, guys.
What's wrong with Mrs.
Dabney? She's on her porch sobbing.
I don't know she started doing that the second we drove up.
Mystery solved.
- Where's the couch? - Oh, Sweetie, don't you remember? It was broken by the bed that fell through the ceiling, that was eaten by termites, that daddy brought into the house.
Um, the house that daddy's job pays for.
So long as we're dotting the "I"s.
Anyway I already found us a new one.
All you have to do is go down to the store tomorrow and pay for it.
With the money from your job.
A job that brought termites into our home and destroyed it.
( Chuckles ) As long as you're dotting the "I"s, I'm gonna cross the "T"s.
( Rock music playing ) Today's all burnt toast running late and dad jokes.
"Has anybody seen my left shoe?" I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud.
There it is up on the roof.
I've been there, I survived.
So just take my advice.
Hang in there, baby things are crazy.
But I know your future's bright.
Hang in there, baby, there's no maybe.
Everything turns out all right.
Sure life is up and down.
But trust me, it comes back around.
You're gonna love who you turn out to be.
Hang in there, baby.
- So how's Boston? - Oh, it's really great.
You know, I finally made it to a baseball game.
Oh, at funway park? It's Fenway.
You know, the truth is I really don't know much about sports.
I know.
I was your boyfriend.
We spent all of our time together.
Oh, I thought you looked familiar.
( Both chuckle ) Okay.
I guess Toby's done with his breakfast.
Time for a mom hand off.
I'll be right back.
Come here.
( Toby cooing ) ( Sighs ) Hey, Mr.
Duncan.
Spencer.
Hey.
Did you happen to see me? Scratching your butt? Yes, Sir.
I did.
( Chuckles ) Always seem to catch me at an embarrassing moment.
Or maybe you just scratch your butt a lot.
- Hey, dad.
- Oh hey! Honey, you know what would be a great place to video chat? Not the kitchen.
Okay.
Now, where were we? So listen, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Yeah, of course.
You can tell me anything.
We're friends.
I have a date tonight.
Oh.
Well, that's great.
I mean, we knew this would happen at some point.
- And you're okay? - Yeah.
Of course.
- Tell me about her.
- She's smart.
And beautiful.
Okay, that's enough.
I'm good.
Wow.
First day of cooking school.
How exciting is this? - I'm PJ.
- I'm Winnie.
But back in school, people always called me Losey.
People can be so mean.
That is kind of clever though.
My brother took this class.
He said the teacher always chooses one guy to pick on, and I just know that guy's gonna be me.
Back in school, people always called me Losey.
We covered that.
Good morning, students.
And welcome to the Wainwright Academy of Culinary and Kitchen Operations.
Better known as "WACKO".
( Chuckles ) My name is Chef Byron Wainwright.
But from now on, you should only call me Chef.
As in "yes, Chef".
"No, Chef".
And "you're quite brilliant, Chef".
Now, everyone, take out your knives.
Hello.
Hi.
What is your name? I'm PJ.
Does that stand for pathetic jerk? No.
It stands for Potty John.
Potty John? That is actually your name? - Yes, Chef.
- And you shared that out loud? - Yes, Chef.
- Was that a good idea? No, Chef.
I think you're the guy.
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