- These pancakes taste funny.
- What do you mean? They're good.
- Hey.
- Oh! Mom made good pancakes! Is up down? Is black white? Is Dad smart? How do you go from "Mom made good pancakes" - to making fun of me? - 14 years of practice.
- Mom, what happened? - Well, I got tired of you guys making fun of my pancakes.
So I got up early, made them from scratch.
And now I expect the jokes to stop.
All right, guys, see you later.
I'm heading over to Ivy's to help her pack for college.
Oh, that's nice.
Why don't you have some breakfast before you go? Mom made delicious pancakes.
No, seriously.
These are amazing.
So you learn how to cook just as I'm heading off to college? Okay, Teddy, we agreed, we're not making any more of those jokes.
Oh, we didn't agree on anything.
We're taking the jokes one meal at a time.
- P.
J.
, could you help me in the living room for a sec? - Sure.
- Thanks for making the pancakes.
- Mm-hmm.
Today's all burnt toast running late and Dad jokes "has anybody seen my left shoe?" I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud there it is up on the roof I've been there, I survived so just take my advice hang in there, baby things are crazy but I know your future's bright hang in there, baby there's no maybe everything turns out all right sure life is up and down but trust me, it comes back around you're gonna love who you turn out to be hang in there, baby.
- Come in.
- Hi, Mr.
and Mrs.
Wentz.
Welcome to our happy home.
What's wrong? Our baby girl's going off to college.
- Yeah, we're all heartbroken.
- Hey hey hey! Well, one heart looks intact.
Ivy, I can't believe you'll soon be 800 Miles away.
Mmm, 854.
Which is a long way to go for a visit.
- But only two hours by plane.
- Yeah, but Mom gets airsick.
Ivy, cheer down.
I'm gonna go get more boxes out of the garage.
You know, my parents are sad I'm going off to college too.
But it's not the same.
You've got so many kids at home, when one leaves, it barely makes a dent.
I just don't know what I'm going to do without her.
Well, you'll have more time to follow the weather! Oh, Teddy, how can I enjoy the weather when there's a dark cloud over my heart? Oh, Harry, even in distress, you're poetic.
Come on, guys, where's that ol' wentz fire? Hey, I know.
How about a couple verses of "row row row your boat"? - That always lifts your spirits.
- Well, it's worth a try.
Okay.
Row row row your boat gently down the stream It's not as jaunty as I remembered it.
Guys, look, I know that it's hard, but what choice do you have? I mean, what are you going to do, - move to Arizona with her? - I guess you're right.
Now just try to cheer up, for Ivy's sake.
Believe me, she is a lot more upset than she seems.
Ha ha! Great news! I just checked with the airline, and I can fly stand-by tonight! Whoo! Charlie, honey, you ready for your playdate? - Yay! - Who's coming over? Taylor.
I invited her parents too.
So we're all having a playdate? Bob, honey, this one is actually going to be fun.
I met the Mom, Susan, she's really nice.
Oh, I met her.
I thought her name was Cheryl.
- No, it's Susan.
- Are you sure? Am I sure that I'm right and you're wrong? Always.
Okay, that must be them.
Hi! Taylor! - Hi, Susan! - Hi! Amy, this is Taylor's other Mom Cheryl.
- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
- This is my husband Bob.
- Hey, nice to meet you.
Come on in.
Come on in.
Taylor has two Moms.
Wow, nothing gets past you, Bob.
I'll tell you why you don't have a girlfriend, Jake.
It's because you say things like, "look how silky and manageable my hair is.
" That's weird.
A banana peel just fell on me.
No, we don't have a monkey.
I'll call you later.
Hello? Is someone in the tree house? Whoever you are, I have a plastic bat! Ahh, I shouldn't have said plastic.
P.
J.
? Hey! How'd you know it was me? Who else would break into our tree house and put up a gurgles poster? The fan club has over 38,000 members.
- If you factor in international - Don't need to know that.
What are you doing here? I'm living here.
- What, why? - Because Emmett and I couldn't pay our rent so we got kicked out of our apartment.
- Man.
- This is just temporary.
Okay? Please don't tell Mom and Dad.
Well, normally I'd blackmail you, but what I'm hearing is you're out of money, so I'm at a loss.
Sorry to put you in that position.
Well, since you're living here, why don't you fix this place up a little bit? I don't know, I'd hate to steal focus from the poster.
Come on, there's a house down there full of stuff.
A couple of chairs, a throw pillow, we'll really make this place feel like home.
- You're a good brother.
- I just want to see you get back on your feet again.
And then I'll blackmail you.
- So, Bob, what do you do? - I'm an exterminator.
Yeah, that usually ends the conversation.
- What do you two do? - I'm a lawyer.
Yeah, that's killed its share of conversations too.
I work from home so I can be with Taylor.
- I'm a graphic designer.
- Graphic design! I love that stuff.
Yeah, the designs can be very Graphic.
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