- Good morning, everybody.
- Oh, Teddy, there you are.
Look, I am slammed today, so I need you to watch the kids after school.
Oh, mom, I can't.
I have to go to the Mall.
Ah, ah, ah, ah just stop right there.
For once, can't we just skip this little dance we always do? What dance? You know, the dance where I ask you to watch the kids and you say no.
Then I ask the boys and they say they're not responsible or not smart.
Then I ask your dad and he pretends not to be listening.
And then we're back to you.
I really need new shoes.
- Boys? - I'm not responsible.
Me not smart.
Bob? I'm sorry, what? And we're back to you.
Fine, I'll go to the Mall and then I'll just come home afterwards.
What do we at this point in the dance? Oh, you leave, call Ivy, and complain about mom.
You stay and complain about Teddy.
- Sounds good.
- Works for me.
Ivy, you will not believe what just happened.
New shoes.
Can you believe that girl? Today's all burnt toast running late and dad jokes.
"Has anybody seen my left shoe?" I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud.
There it is up on the roof.
I've been there, I survived.
So just take my advice.
Hang in there, baby things are crazy.
But I know your future's bright.
Hang in there, baby, there's no maybe.
Everything turns out all right.
Sure life is up and down.
But trust me, it comes back around.
You're gonna love who you turn out to be.
Hang in there, baby.
Hey, good news, dad.
This really cute girl in my cooking class is kind of into me.
Really? Yeah.
There's definitely been some sparks.
And I'm not just talking about the trouble I had with my flambe.
Good for you, PJ.
Yeah, she's coming over tomorrow, and we're gonna cook If you know what I mean.
Ooh, going to get a little romantic, huh? No, we're gonna make chicken.
And when we're done, it'll be time for dessert If you know what I mean.
I'm just gonna say I know what you mean.
Anyway, when she comes over, can you not be here? Why can't you just take her to your place? No, no, no, no see, the plan is; Make sure she's into me, then show her the apartment.
If she's still in after that, then she meets Emmett.
If she's still in after that Well, that's never happened.
What are you doing? Why are you reading? You know you'd rather be watching TV.
Can I Ooh.
Hey, Jake, big problem.
Something's come back to bite us in the butt.
Hey, Ivy.
I got the shoes.
They're gorgeous.
Well, yeah, of course they're uncomfortable, I said they're gorgeous.
Unbelievable.
My mom said she had such a busy day, and now she's at the food court.
Hold I'll call you back.
Well, fancy seeing you here.
- Pardon me? - What's with this ridiculous hat? Aunt Jamie? - Teddy? - Hi.
Hi.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I thought you were my mom.
Yeah, I get that a lot.
- So what are you doing in town? - Oh, I'm here on business.
Why didn't you call us? Well, Teddy, you know your mother and I aren't exactly on speaking terms.
Oh.
How's the rest of the family? Oh, uh, good.
Yeah, Toby is getting so cute.
Aw.
Who's Toby? Oh, uh, I guess you didn't know.
Mom and dad had another one after Charlie.
Oh.
Who's Charlie? Does the name Gabe ring a bell? Yes.
Yes.
That's why I thought they would have stopped.
So you're really not gonna tell my mom that you're in town? No! No, no, no, no, no.
Please, please, please don't say you saw me.
I just don't want to cause a fuss.
Wow, it's hard to believe you're my mom's younger sister.
You guys are so different.
Jamie, your order is ready.
Jamie.
Oh, I hate it when they do that.
It draws attention to me.
So different.
So what's the big problem, dude? This ad for Hank's market.
Look.
Creamed corn, 99 cents? They call that a sale? I'm talking about the baby.
Don't you remember what we did last month? Oh, monster truck rally.
Hey, we've got to go to that.
- Oh! - Tickets are 30 bucks each.
Where are we gonna get that kind of money? Maybe he can help us.
That baby's got 60 bucks? Dude, you are blowing my mind.
The only thing that surprises me about that comment is that you got the math right.
Anyway, this one time when me and my brother needed some money, we did something kind of Interesting.
Great news, mom.
I like Charlie now.
Well, finally.
What happened? We were in the park, and this photographer thought that Charlie was like the cutest baby ever.
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