Okay, kids, listen up.
Family meeting.
- Without mom? - Well, it's about your mom.
We need to talk about her pregnancy.
Oh, I want to go first.
I thought you guys were gonna stop after one kid.
I was hoping two.
- Three.
- Four.
Anyway We have reached that wonderful moment in your mother's pregnancy.
When she gets uncomfortable.
And when your mother is uncomfortable - We're uncomfortable.
- Exactly.
The third trimester is when your mom gets a little - Scary? - Mean? - Nasty? - Icky? So until further notice, whenever your mother asks you something, the answer is "yes.
" What if she asks me if my name is Ralph? - Why would she do that? - Why wouldn't she do that? Morning.
- It is a good morning.
- That is so your color.
- What's going on? - Yes! - Yes, what? - Yes! Er, no! I mean no.
My name is Ralph! What was that all about? Oh, just Ralph being Ralph.
So how are you feeling, honey? 'Cause you look terrific.
- Shut up, Bob.
- Yes! Hey, Charlie, the basement is a mess.
After breakfast, - I want you to go downstairs and pick up your toys.
- No! What did you say to me? Yes! Today's all burnt toast running late and dad jokes "has anybody seen my left shoe?" I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud there it is up on the roof I've been there, i survived so just take my advice hang in there, baby things are crazy but I know your future's bright hang in there, baby there's no maybe everything turns out all right sure life is up and down but trust me, it comes back around you're gonna love who you turn out to be hang in there, baby.
Another great day at super adventure land.
Eight shows in the hot sun for minimum wage? - What's so great about it? - It's sarcasm, Spencer.
Here's another example: You smell delightful.
You're a little rank yourself, cinder-smella.
- I'm so glad.
- Me too.
Ck together.
You know what we need to do? - We need to get into.
- Oh, with air conditioning.
Oh, I heard that there's an opening.
In patriotic Plaza to play George and Martha Washington.
- How do you know that? - I overheard Betsy Ross.
In the bathroom.
Next to Harriet tubman.
I can always tell when Abe Lincoln's in the stall.
The hat.
Anyways so, um, George and Martha Washington.
Were fired because when they weren't.
K.
So the father of our country ctell a lie.
That was very witty.
Thanks.
You're still not getting the sarcasm, are ya? Somebody's been stealing my newspapers.
Hey, Mrs.
dabney.
How are you doing? Somebody's been stealing my newspapers.
You still get the paper? Nowadays most people get their news on the Internet.
The inter what? The Internet.
You know, the information super-highway.
Stop talking gibberish.
Where is my newspaper? We don't have your newspaper.
All right, almost done with my school proj Hey, Mrs.
dabney.
I should have known you were the newspaper thief.
No, I'm not the only guilty one here.
It was a two-man job.
Okay, who wants the sports sec Hey, Mrs.
dabney.
Tell me more about this Internet.
Bob, we've gotta talk.
You people stole my paper.
What are you gonna to do about it? - We need to move.
- Works for me.
Here you go.
- What's this? - It's the business card of a real estate Agent.
I've been carrying that around since Gabe was born.
I knew this sweet day would come.
Hallelujah! Been carrying that around too.
Um, honey, why do we have to move? I went in the backyard.
There was Cat poop on the lawn.
- I'll start packin'.
- Hold on.
We're have to move because some Cat.
- Did his business on the lawn? - Oh, let me finish.
Okay, the Cat made me think that it would be nice.
To have a pet someday.
And then I thought, we don't have room for a pet! And then I realized we don't have room for a baby.
I mean, he or she should have their own room, right? Excuse me, I'm not clear are we moving or getting a pet? We need a new house.
What do you think, Bob? Um, well, we Hey, dad, what was that thing you were telling us earlier? When mom asks us a question we say? I will deal with you later.
No no, it wasn't that.
Honey, look, I understand your feelings.
We do need more room.
You know what? I'm on it.
- Good boy.
- If we are going down the pet road, could we get a monkey? 'Cause I have this little cowboy hat.
That I have never known what to do with.
Shall we rehearse for our audition, Mr.
Washington? Hit it, Mrs.
Washington.
Many years ago, after the war was won - We needed a leader.
- How 'bout Washington? He was just the man.
To take his country farther.
- And the woman behind him - Was his loving wife Martha.
Where are you going, general George? I'm off to fight at valley forge.
But first I'll lead them 'cross the water.
That's what put him on the quarter! So long, my dear, I'll miss your smile.
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