Come on, Charlie.
Go tinkle-winkle.
Make the poo-poo for the mama.
No no? All right, I'll tell you what Five bucks for a number one, All right? Uh uh uh, excuse me, what are you doing? Playing a video game.
That's how kids.
From our generation entertain themselves.
Charlie is watching her favorite show.
It's the only way we can get her to sit on the potty.
Charlie has to watch "the gurgles" In order to do her business? Yes, "the gurgles" help Charlie.
The same way that the sports section helps your dad.
Look at this garbage Brightly colored singing and dancing shapes.
Would you guys just go upstairs? If she isn't potty-trained by tomorrow, she won't get into the good preschool.
- Come on! - But then we're gonna have to unhook the game system.
Down here and rehook it up there.
We already walked all the way down here.
Are we supposed to rewalk all the way up there? You know, we wouldn't have this problem if we had a tv in our room.
Okay, for the millionth time, I am not buying a tv for your room.
Fine.
Let's go, P.
J.
Ooh, hold on.
The circle and the square are fighting over a grape.
I want to see how this turns out.
today's all burnt toast running late, and dad says has anybody seen my left shoe? I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud there it is up on the roof I've been there, I've survived so just take my advice hang in there, baby things are crazy but I know your future's bright hang in there, baby there's no maybe everything turns out all right your life is up and down but trust me, it comes back around you're gonna love who you turn out to be hang in there, baby.
Hey.
Hey hey.
Hey, Mr.
Duncan.
Hey, Ivy.
You spending the night? Yeah, our house is being fumigated.
Oh.
I guess your parents didn't know.
That my company Bob's bugs be gone.
Also does fumigations.
No, they knew that.
Oh, well, you know, It's too bad they didn't call.
I could have given them a big discount.
They knew that too.
Oh.
Okay.
No biggie.
What was that about? Who knows? It's your fault for saying, "hey, Mr.
Duncan.
" So are you ready for the big news? Always.
Here goes.
- There's a guy.
- There's a guy? - There's a guy.
- There's a guy?! There's a guy! - Super happy dance.
- Okay.
super super happy dance.
.
Happy! So who is he? He's that new guy in our government class Raymond.
Oh, he's cute.
Wait, so when did you start talking to him? Well, we haven't actually talked yet.
We've been iming.
That led to texting.
Tonight he wants to step it all the way up to video chat.
I don't know if I'm ready.
All right, let's get you all cutied up for your video chat.
Um, if the bugs come back I mean, when the bugs come back, This is my card.
You know what? I'm gonna get you a coupon.
You wait right there.
Now's our chance.
Go go go go! All right, there we go.
Brand new.
Brand new.
Look.
Look at that.
Now quack quack quack When you're a big girl, This is where you're gonna go potty.
Now just make sure the toilet seat is down.
So you don't fall in.
And hopefully you'll only make that mistake once Well, unless you're P.
J.
And then it's many many times.
You know, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
Sometimes I come up here I don't even have to go.
Sometimes daddy just needs a little vacation.
Uh-oh.
So what do you think? I don't know.
Ivy, Raymond will love you.
You look hot like, smoking hot.
Okay, now I see it.
Okay.
Now let's see how you look onscreen.
Uh Pretty good.
Just tilt down a little.
I'm getting too much nostril.
Better.
Better.
Now let's see some shoulder.
Ah, perfect.
Now flutter your eyes.
Now don't do that.
Smile.
Less teeth.
More teeth.
Less teeth.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
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