Hey, charlie, check this out.
Here's something nobody has ever seen before.
Gabe is brushing his hair.
Do you have to videotape everything we do? This isn't a reality show.
Oh, I know it's not reality because he took a shower without being asked.
You know what I think? I think you like someone.
What if I do? No big deal.
Are you kidding? Your first crush is a huge deal.
Look, she is a girl.
I'm a guy.
These things happen every day.
Not to you.
I know.
Can you believe it? Hey, kids, come on, let's go.
P.
J.
Honey, can you watch charlie after school? I have to work.
I can't.
I'm working too.
I can take charlie with me if you want.
You want to help your big brother deliver chicken? Or you could come to the hospital And help mommy change bedpans.
You take her.
Gabe, are you wearing aftershave? A little.
Why would you do that? You're not shaving yet.
As long as we're being logical, why do you still have a comb? Get in the car.
today's all burnt toast running late, and dad says has anybody seen my left shoe? I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud there it is up on the roof I've been there, I've survived so just take my advice hang in there, baby things are crazy but I know your future's bright hang in there, baby there's no maybe everything turns out all right your life is up and down but trust me, it comes back around you're gonna love who you turn out to be hang in there, baby.
Gabe's voice: Okay, this is my chance.
Don't blow it.
Say something to her.
H-h-hi, kit.
Hellllooo, kit! Yo yo yo, kit! My mouth's so dry.
I need juice.
It's juice.
This is not pee.
That went well.
( doorbell rings ) Is your sister home? Yes.
Who was that? Mrs.
Dabney with her stupid questions.
( doorbell rings ) I have a follow-up question-- May I speak to your sister? What can I do for you, mrs.
Dabney? I'm going out of town for a couple of days And I was wondering if y'd be kind enough To look after my cat caboodle.
Oh, I don't know.
I'm awfully busy.
I'll pay you $20 a day.
My schedule just opened up.
Mm-hmm.
- I can trust you, right? - Of course.
You do seem to be the least disturbed of all the duncan kids.
What an almost sweet thing to say.
You need to know that caboodle Is the most important thing in the world to me.
How's mr.
Dabney doing? Like I said, love that caboodle.
- ( rings doorbell ) - woman: Who is it? Kwikki chikki.
- Oh, hello.
- Hi, it's $21.
07.
Oh, okay.
Who is this cutie pie? I'm p.
J.
I meant the other cutie pie.
Oh, this is charlie.
She's my baby sister.
Why, isn't she the most precious thing in the whole world? Yeah, my mom's at the hospital, so I'm looking after her.
Oh, you poor dear.
Keep the change.
Are you sure? This is almost a $20 tip.
Oh, you need it more than I do, What with your mom being in the hospital and all.
Oh, you think my mom is in-- I'm not gonna lie to you.
It's been hard.
Enjoy your chicken.
Charlie, welcome to the chicken delivery business.
Give him dry food twice a day And make sure his water bowl is always filled.
Oh, and my sister virginia is coming by later for a play date.
You want me to have a play date with your sister? Not you-- caboodle.
Virginia brings her cat stanley over.
What a ridiculous name for a cat.
- Caboodle? - Stanley.
Oh, I should go.
But so my little caboodie won't make a scene, You need to distract him.
Should I pretend to be a mouse? Yes.
- I was joking.
- I wasn't.
- The cat seems fine to me.
- I'm paying you.
Now put him down and act like a mouse.
Squeak squeak.
You can do better than that.
Bare your teeth, wiggle your nose And act like you're eating a piece of cheese.
Now keep doing that for 20 minutes, And he should be fine.
Goodbye, my caboodle.
Teddy honey, did you lose something? Only my dignity.
Mom, can you help me with something? Sure, honey.
What can I do for you? Well, I have this friend And he needs to know how to talk to girls.
Does this friend have a name? No-orman.
That's an odd name.
Well, I think he's from no-orway.
Gabe honey, I'm your mom.
You don't have to be embarrassed About telling me about your first crushy-wushy.
I'm just gonna go look it up on the internet.
No no no, it's okay.
I'm sorry.
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