_ _ They said it couldn't be done, Kif, but here we are, stealing an unlimited supply of birthday grade helium - from the unsuspected moon.
- Um sun.
At night it's called the moon.
Oh all this heat has rendered me parch-ed.
Which of this doo-whackies dispenses horchata? Stop! That's the force field holding the mine open! Mine collapse! Mine collapse! So? Mine collapse, too.
_ trapped in the sun.
If rescue doesn't come soon, they may never again not see the light of day.
Linda? The situation is grim, Morbo.
Officials concede that any attempt at rescue would be an agonizing suicide mission.
Good news, everyone! When the mine caved in, the entrance was blocked by a fusion explosion.
Luckily, the miners found safe haven here in the doom chamber.
To rescue them, you'll simply have to fly to the sun and march in through an inferno of molten plasma.
But solar plasma is, like, 10,000 degrees hot.
Won't that sear our tender flesh, sealing in the juices? Oh, nonsense.
You clearly weren't paying attention to what I'm about to say.
To the sub-basement! You see, you'll be protected by my fermion barrier heat-exclusion spray.
Watch as I demonstrate by coating some highly delicate matter, and dunking it into this molten lava.
Guess what.
Hell is real.
Oh, good, it works.
Toodle-oo! Prepare for action.
Aye-aye.
Attention, helium miners.
Can you hear me? For God's sake, help us! We're in agonizing pain! Stop laughing.
Help is on the way! In the meantime, you should sing a song to keep your spirits up.
How about "Camptown Races"? Camptown ladies, sing this song Doo dah, doo dah Let's do this.
I'll stay here and be in charge of not dying.
Razzma flazzma plasma.
We must be close; we're hitting an occasional helium pocket.
We don't have much time! Keep moving forward! Screw that! I'm getting out of here.
Just one more fire between me and a well-earned nap.
Whoa! What a dramatic scene, Linda.
The heroic robot, with no concern for his own safety, has bravely charged back into the mine.
What else is on? _ P.
U.
! It is ripe in here.
Well, so long, jerks.
We're now in minute five of our round-the-clock coverage as we await the return of the courageous robot.
Ooh.
What the? How'd that get in there? Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
You're a true hero.
I am? Huh, I always strongly suspected I was one of those.
One man is safe.
But who will the robot pull next from the fiery hole of mystery? An actress? A celebrity chef? Stay tuned for the next 14 rescues.
And that's the final miner! They all made it! Morbo is not weeping.
He has a a parasite in his eye.
Whoo! I'm the greatest! _ Ladies and gentlemen, we're here today to pay tribute to the heroic Planet Express crew! But we only have the one medal.
So please direct all your admiration to the main guy-- Bender! Now, you two step aside.
Hey, being a hero's all right.
Look at all this free stuff.
Oh, my God, you guys, fire! Fire! My baby's in that podium! Somebody call the fire department! There is no fire department.
I sold it to pay for Bender's medal.
Hold this, your highness.
You'll need to award it to me again in a minute.
These boys must have hero in their bones.
And you, ma'am, must have heroine in your veins.
I hereby decree Planet Express to be our city's new fire department! Bite my shiny metal axe! And you, give me back my medal.
_ Friends, look at these new poles.
Get ready for one sexy firehouse.
Zoidberg, quit turning us on and go polish your nozzle.
Yo! Hero in the house.
I just got back from my daily medal strut.
What's that? Did they pick a new Pope? Good news, everyone! Someone's home is on fire.
_ _ _ _ _ I'm exhausted.
All this firefighting is murder on my feet.
There has been quite a rash of fires lately.
First at the podium where Bender got his medal.
Then that house next door to Bender's favorite strip club.
Robot Hell had a fire, too.
Right after Bender was there for a workshop.
And don't forget that vampire bank where the robot keeps his hero medals in a safe deposit box.
Hmm.
I think I'm noticing a pattern.
My God, you're right! The locations form a perfect shape of some kind.
No! Bender was at every one of those places right before the fire started.
Sweet pyro of Cairo! That's true! Could Bender be setting these fires just so he can be a hero? - Oh, I don't know.
- Possible, feasible.
- I don't know.
- Seems like maybe.
- Who knows? - Maybe I do.
Yeah, probably.
How dare you murmur about Bender like that! He would never burn something down to get attention.
For insurance money? Yes.
Revenge? You bet.
To give an autumn night that crisp chestnutty smell? Absolutely.
But not for fame, women or thrills.
Hey, guys, it's me, Bender.
The famous, sexy, thrilling hero.
So now that we're a firehouse, we should make some firehouse chili.
What do you want in that, beans or just blood? Oh, no! Surprisingly, a fire has broken out at the meat market where I am! We'll be there right away.
Yeah, don't trouble yourselves.
This is just a one-hero fire.
_ Mr.
Bender! Over here, over here! Small quote from you, Mr.
Bender.
Scoop Chang, New New York Magazine, Kosher Recipes Editor, iPad Edition.
Ma'am, what happened in there? Well, I was shoplifting a lamp chop when suddenly fire erupted from the liver tray.
Next thing I knew, I was carried to safety by this strapping young whatchacallit.
Hero.
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