Two two, three Crew on deck.
How was the delivery to Tokyo? Not bad Mothzilla got into the ship's closet, though.
Can we please get new uniforms now, Professor? You said you would replace them a year ago.
You can't expect me to honor what year-ago Professor said.
That guy was young and foolish.
There's nothing wrong with these uniforms that a few denim patches won't fix.
(Professor and hermes screaming) Oh, all right.
To the garment district.
(Door opens, bell jingles) Come in, come in.
Can I offer you maybe a nice macaroon cut in seven pieces? Oy, such a stereotype.
Yes, I'm looking for something in a space uniform that's respectfully humiliating but can come out of an employee's salary without his noticing.
You got it.
Tomorrow's clothes at yesterday's prices.
Ah, you can't go wrong with a stillsuit.
It recycles your solid waste into a nice piece gefilte fish.
Ugh, is there a way to just keep it as solid waste? Now here's something we can all agree on.
(Shudders) Ah, the Stardoz 2293.
Not for everybody, but you pull it off.
Please don't pull it off.
Yo, squidward scissorhands, you got this in an adult robot medium? The foxhunting uniform? You, sir, must be a robot of noble bearings.
Well, I am descended from prince Albert's can.
I think we've seen enough.
Too much, actually.
Come on, let's try somewhere else.
Wait, wait, perhaps discerning customers like yourselves How much is it? An unpleasant fellow ordered them last year but never paid.
Most unpleasant, that one.
That sounds like something year-ago Professor would do.
We'll take them.
Finally, a uniform I'd be happy to be caught dead in.
And, boy, does it wick away moisture gallons and gallons of it.
Plus, they're stitched in such a way that, no matter what angle it's viewed from, it looks like you're standing in hero wind.
I just wish my fists weren't sewn to my belt.
(Grunts) Hey, what's Bender wearing instead of that crap? Oh, lord.
Did you actually buy that getup? We foxhunters do not stoop to buy getups.
I made free with it.
Since when do you care or even know about foxhunting? Foxhunting is an ancient and noble pursuit that's fascinated me ever since I first heard of it ten minutes ago.
Noble pursuit? What's noble about killing a defenseless animal? Don't be naive, Leela.
We kill defenseless animals all the time.
Look at Hermes's tortoise-shell glasses.
The Professor's walrus-ivory teeth, and don't forget the zebra-fur ship cozy.
(Overlapping chatter) Yeah, I guess you're right.
He's got a point.
See, Leela, there are two sides to every shameful act.
What you call the atrocity of crazed dogs tearing a helpless fox to shreds, others call a pleasant jaunt in the park.
The first thing.
Come see for yourself.
Join me on the morrow as I embark on my maiden hunt.
I said join me! This is my best protest sign ever, and it was easy because I started with a "save the ox" sign I already had.
(Horse neighs) Wow, where'd you get the horse? None of your business.
Young man, one does not drink from a champagne fountain in that manner.
But he's doing it.
(Chuckles) Check out this dork.
I, sir, am the master of the hunt and I'll thank you to behave like a gentleman.
You're quite welcome, sir.
(Belches) Ah, yes, foxhunting.
If there's one thing I know, it's everything about it.
What's that weird cat? (Groans) This is the fox we'll be hunting today.
Wow, this is easier than I thought.
The sport is in the chase, sir.
The fox gets a 30-minute head start.
Man, it would have been so much easier to kill it in the cage.
(Buzzes) Let the hunt begin.
(Barking) (Whooping raucously) Stop, this is cruel and inhumane.
Well, now, in all my years as a huntmaster I've never seen anything like this.
I mean, look at that sign.
It's magnificent.
(Chuckling): Oh, thank you.
I used a ruler and I erased all the pencil lines when I was finished.
Charming.
Now, into the ditch with you.
(Screams) (Barking) So the dogs do all the work while we sportsmen enjoy a nice horsey ride? Precisely.
I see you've caught the fever.
Keep your wits about you.
I've blanketed these woods with devious traps to ward off poachers and protesters.
Stop the bloodshed, stop the violence.
(Screams) (Laughs) I saw that coming from a mile away! (Horse neighing) (Chuckles) Be more careful, friend.
My antigravity snares are virtually undetectable.
I saw it coming from a mile a (Bender grunts, horse neighs) View halloo, view halloo.
View halloo? All right.
What does that mean? The fox has been sighted.
(Barking) Oh, yeah, get that fox.
Go, dogs, go.
(Barking) (Horses neigh) Eh, either way.
(Fox whimpering, dogs barking) Oh, God, this is horrible.
I can't watch.
(Scoffs) You humans always say you don't want to see violence, but you know you do.
I defy you not to watch.
A robot fox? Huh, I guess I'm okay with this after all.
Well, I'm not.
Robot foxhunting is a crime against robo-nature.
Stop the bloodshed, stop the viol (Screams) (Growling) How can you do this to a poor, defenseless robot animal? You people are sick, and you foxhounds are no better.
They're not foxhounds.
They're springer spaniels, you twit.
Or rather spring-powered spaniels.
(Gasps) Bot-on-bot violence? Where will it end? Not with the dogs.
Come here, sea gasket.
(Neighs) Hyah! (Neighs) No! You, sir, are a heartless monster, and you will rue the day you met me.
Also, can I get my parking validated? The time has come to end injustice against robot animals.
(Cheering) No dog track rabbit should be used to test cosmetics, no robot cow should have to be milked by a milking machine, and no milking machine should have to milk a robot cow.
Those injustices don't even exist.
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