We now go live to our eye-in-the-sky hovercopter on the scene of that terrible hovercopter crash.
- Jim? - The news is not good.
I've just learned that my final words were, '"Back to you, Linda.
'" One for the blooper reel.
The news is so violent.
Let's watch Rachael Ray instead.
No, wait, there might be chopping.
God, what a wuss.
Stop being such a spineless jellyfish.
You know full well I am more closely related to the sea cucumber.
Not where it counts.
I hated Jim! In other news, our city's filthy, urine-soaked walls have been desecrated by a mysterious tile-work graffiti artist.
Police have no leads as to who's behind this innovative scourge of public art.
That is one sexy bridge abutment.
Free corn? Well, that'll suit me just fine.
The key is knowing precisely where to strike.
Oops.
Well, well.
Time to beat him his rights.
You know, that don't look half bad on your buttocks.
It does sort of class-up the place.
The time is 4:00 a.
M! We've been arguing all night, Kif.
Can't we go to bed? Is that all you ever think about? I'm not just some piece of tofu, Amy.
I need to know where we stand in our relationship.
We're just going through a rough patch.
It is not a patch.
It's been ages, according to your wildly inappropriate hunk-of-the-month calendar.
Leave Todd out of this.
Thanks, babe.
Also, today is Canadian Independence Day.
That's Bender's ringtone.
I recognize the smell.
- Hello? - Yo, Amy, - I'm in the slammer.
- Oh, no.
That's enough lip out of you, moneybags.
Just get 5 grand and bail me out.
I don't have that kind of money laying around.
Yeah, you do.
You know the floor safe where you keep 10 grand? There's 5 grand in there.
Don't make me wait.
Hey, Bender, you ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard.
I'd better carve a shiv for protection.
Rodriguez.
These two brothers bailed your ass out.
Oh! Thank God.
Tell me, have things changed on the outside? Is food finally in pill form? What about pills? Are they in food form? Hey, hot stuff, I'm Larry, the murder burglar.
Hi, Larry, I like your tattoos.
Amy, that man is a criminal.
I'm just checking out his tats.
Sneato.
I have one of my mom.
- Want to see? - Sure.
I just don't get why you have to flirt with every bad boy in sight.
Quit exaggerating.
Nobody move or sweet cheeks here gets it.
Ooh! You're bad.
Mama said, "Spock you out.
" That's it, Amy.
Pardon my language, but I have had it with you ruffling my petticoats.
You and I are through! Aw! Here's a little song I wrote to cheer you up.
It's called Let's go already Here's to Amy, single, Ionely and fabulous.
Thanks, everybody.
Looks like I'm back in the game.
Yeah, the game of old maid.
Excuse me, sir, are those yours? You're damn right, and before you ask, this is mine, too.
Tough break, Amy.
Are you and Kif getting divorced? No.
Technically, we were Fon-Fon-Rus, so we weren't really married.
Wow, the interesting thing about that is So, Amy, how can I phrase this delicately? Why did Kif dump you like a sack of yesterday's turds? He says I have a thing for bad boys.
It's so stupid.
The truth is often stupid.
Bender, why do you have to be so mean to me? Shut up, baby, you love it.
Don't tell me to shut up.
You know what happened to the last guy who told me to shut up? What? That was great.
Shut up.
Come over here.
Remember, love between a human and a robot is taboo.
We can't tell anyone, not even our co-workers.
Got it.
I'll show the utmost discretion as we get nasty in this glass tube.
I think I'm coming down with circus-itis.
I thought circus-itis only affected children.
Children of all ages.
Bender, old friend, what's on your face? Blood.
You know, shaving of the face beard.
Amy, are those gear imprints on your sweatpants? Uh, maybe.
So what? Well, I only brought it up 'cause Bender's wearing them.
Uh I stole them from her.
Yeah, that's it, call the cops.
Oh, my swollen feet.
I'd better take my pills.
Amy, I reckon sweet talk don't come natural to me, but of everyone I've ever dated, you are probably in the top 10.
Aw.
You always say just the wrong thing in just the right way.
Sinners! Robosexuality is an abomination! This guy.
The good book sayeth a robot shall not lie down with a human, nor do it standing up, nor at any angle in between.
Hey, he's right.
- I don't like this.
in the good book.
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