The Route of All Evil Ah, beer.
So many choices.
And it makes so little difference.
How about Lobrau? It has dots on it.
Overruled! The choice of champions is Pabst Blue Robot.
I can't drink that.
The metaI shavings make my throat bloody.
Baby wants a Zima.
Hey, hey.
We can all fight when we're drunk.
Listen, why don't we just brew our own beer? You can brew your own beer? Sure.
The kids at the orphanarium used to do it all the time.
Cursed bacteria of Liberia! My own son, suspended from boarding schooI.
- It's not my fault, Dad.
- And you, Cubert.
I cloned you from one of my warts, and I can send you straight back there.
What's going on? Is this angry yelling, or busted-hearing-aid yelling? - I'm afraid it's both.
- What? Now, hold on.
Everyone cooI your daiquiris.
Let's give the little vermin a chance to explain themselves.
It was self-defense, Mom.
Just look at this letter the principaI sent.
We were in science class and we had finished building a miniature black hole.
- That was easy.
- Pretty scrawny black hole.
It must be hungry.
- Black holes don't need food.
- Neither do nerds.
My Manwich! That's it.
You've compressed our lunches to a singularity for the last time.
Salt him, Dwight.
When I re-solidify, I'm gonna put you in a world of goop.
See? That bully started it.
We couldn't fight back with brawn - so we used our brains.
- I warned you not to use those things! Let's see.
We've got our malt.
Our hops.
We just need a big disposable tub to mix it in.
Now it needs to boiI for a couple hours.
- Dwight, you remember the crew? - Yeah.
- Crew, you remember Cubert? - Yeah.
WonderfuI! Then I'm sure you won't mind being their legaI guardians for a month.
Well, well, if it isn't my old friends, Stretch Pants, No Pants and Idiot.
- We're making beer.
I'm the brewery.
- I heard alcohoI makes you stupid.
- No, I'm Doesn't.
- Actually, Dwight, you're right.
AlcohoI is very, very bad.
For children.
But once you turn 21 it becomes very, very good.
So scram.
- Oh, man.
- I'm sick of this.
Hey, Dad.
What useless contraption are you half-baking today? You what? Oh, this is my latest invention.
A device that lets anyone sound exactly like me.
Good news, everyone.
I'm a horse's butt.
I am? That's not good news at all, you little What's this device's marketability? Who's the target consumer? There is no target consumer.
Only targets.
Targets that will tremble in fear as their new masters hand down edicts in my glorious, booming voice! Now quit pestering me, you confounded scoundrels! - Can I collate that? - No.
- Can I shred these contracts? - No! Wow! A power stamper.
Now look at all the work I gotta do! The ingredients are cooked.
They picked up some of your naturaI robot flavorings.
Time to add the yeast.
Yeast? You mean I'll have a life form growing inside me? It's so beautifuI.
- Talk to me.
- This is Professor Farnsworth.
I have an important delivery for you and your dumb crew.
You must deliver a pizza to Dog Doo 8 a planet at the edge of the universe.
Sorry I can't come to say goodbye, but I'm busy inventing useless junk.
And I smell bad.
If you were my kids, you'd get quite a talking to.
From your father.
When he got home from the Senate.
Oh, bother.
What have they done now? Those pork dumplings sent us on a fake pizza delivery.
The address was on Dog Doo 8.
But the universe ends right after Dog Doo 7.
- Child-man, is this true? - Yeah.
But why are you mad at us? Your dummy brigade wasted a week on an obviously fake mission.
Plus, they're making bootleg beer inside company property.
Lies! Lies and slander! Accusing gentle Bender of a misdeed? That's the last straw! You boys have been underfoot long enough.
You jerked the words right out of my mouth.
We're their fathers, and it's high times we acted like it.
Here comes violence.
Get a job, you lazy kids.
I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.
Come on, Dad.
Shuffle faster! You don't wanna miss the unveiling of our company.
Company? Cute.
What'll you peddle? Lemonade? Shoeshines? Cootie insurance? Perhaps they've constructed a teddy bear hospitaI.
Actually, we're starting a competing delivery company.
Welcome to the world of business.
Who's going to use a delivery service with a kicked sign? - Nobody, that's who.
- We already have a client signed up.
We're delivering the Daily Supernova.
So your delivery company is just a cute, harmless paper route.
No.
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