Love and Rocket You are one narrow-minded spaceship,|Planet Ecpress ship! Whoa.
Why should my tax|money pay for art I find offensive? Would you censor the Venus De Venus|just because you can see her spewers? It's filthy! Why not create|a national endowment for strip clubs - while we're at it?|- Why not, indeed! Bender, ship! Stop bickering or I'm gonna come back|there and change your opinions manually! Fine! I'll be in my quarters,|appreciating controversial artworks.
Oops.
Sorry.
That ship is so white bread.
People.
It's v alentine's Day next week.
So your beloved company|has gotten you all new uniforms.
- Cool!|- Clothing.
Delicious clothing.
We'll need to look our best|to get the account of our new potential customer,|Romanticorp.
Romanticorp? Are they a corporation|that makes romantic stuff? Very good, Amy.
Everyone suit up.
We're off to|the most romantic city on Earth.
Remember,|we've got to show these people we're not bitter husks|of human beings who long ago abandoned hope|of finding love in this lifetime.
- Leela, you'll have to do some acting.
|- Check.
Welcome.
Oh, I'm just so excited.
I'm Sheldon, and this is|my chief financial officer, Gwen.
For 30 years, we've shared|the adventure of managing Romanticorp.
Not to mention|the adventure of marriage.
Oh, you have got to be kidding.
Ow! I mean, that's so sweet.
I mean, that's sho shweet.
You know, romance is an important part|of our work too.
- Right, everyone?|Yeah.
Sure.
- Do any of you collect Lovey Bears?|- I do.
Kif's given me dozens.
Is it true what the ad says? That you kiss them together|out of blanket cloth and magic buttons? - No.
|- It's actually cheaper to genetically engineer real ones.
BEARS LAUGHING They frolic in the Lovey Forest|until their first birthday.
Then we choose|the cuddly- uddliest ones and stuff them full|of fire- retardant love fluff.
So cute! Knowing which pickup lines fizzle|and which ones sizzle keeps us on the cutting edge|of flirtation technology.
Is heaven missing an angel?|Because you've got nice cans.
My two favorite things are commitment|and changing myself.
Does that dummy have a brother? And now, friends and lovers,|we come to the heart of our operation.
Pun definitely intended.
Impressive.
My family has been making these hearts|since the 1900s.
Tastes may have changed,|but our secret recipe sure hasn't.
Letter's like U and R|can mean words like "you" and "are.
" - Here, Leela.
"U-R-2 cute.
"|- Perhaps.
What's your point? I've never been able to put into words|how I feel about you.
But somewhere among these trillions of|hearts, those words must already exist.
And I'm gonna find them.
Oh So do we have the contract? With that big,|new Romanticorp contract I've been able to make those|government- mandated upgrades you've all been suing me about.
Look.
You taped up the cracks|in the dark matter reactor.
And you got a cage for the lion.
Who's been messing with the radio?|This isn't alternative rock.
It's college rock.
It must have been the new, improved|ship's personality software I installed.
Yeah, it was me.
It's a cute song.
|- Listen, ship! No one changes my stations!|I hope you have a good mechanic! It even comes with an adjustable voice.
We each get one of the four buttons.
Remember, Bender? That was the deal.
What? Did you just say: If you don't like the stations,|play with my buttons till you find something we both enjoy.
- Oh, gosh.
That came out all wrong.
|- Too late, baby.
You said it.
So, what will it be? My place? Or you? Before we deliver these hearts I'm gonna find one that sums up|my feelings for you.
"I love you.
" Too conventional.
"You're my man.
" Oh, so close.
I'm not impressed by a guy's message,|Fry.
I'm impressed by the guy.
Or not.
- What was that?|- Maybe we hit a space cow.
Cootchie-cootchie.
Stop it.
|You're mussing up my trajectory.
- You know you love it, sugar engine.
|No! Bender! What's going on in here? Planet Ecpress ship! Cover your shame! Oh.
It's not what it looks like.
Bender|was just helping me zip up my turbine.
Wow, Bender.
|Are you and the ship an item? I mean, I know you're both items,|but how can you date a ship, anyway? It'd be like me dating a really fat lady|and living inside her.
And she'd be all like: Fry, in order for me to get busy|at maximum efficiency I need a girl with a big 400- ton booty.
Bender, dating your coworker|and primary mode of transportation is immoral, illogical and a violation|of interstellar shipping statute 437- B.
That's what makes it so nasty.
Still, given the chance,|I'd give in to urges far more shocking.
- Well, I'm sick of her.
|- The ship? But you just started dating.
With my mighty robot powers,|I can get sick of things much quicker than you humans.
Just remember,|we all still have to work together.
- So try and let her down easy.
|- In due time, Leela.
But for now, I'll just resume dating|cheap floozies on the side.
You have much to teach us.
Doesn't it bother you a little to be taking advantage|of your girlfrienïs trust? Oh, wait, you're serious.
|Let me laugh even harder.
What's it like being a lawyer|for the mayor's office and also the worlïs|strongest millionaire? Well, baby, for starters,|you need to be honest all the time.
Good evening, Bender.
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