A Leela of her Own Put down the binoculars.
The wall of that strip club isn't gonna|collapse twice in one day.
I know.
I accept that.
Now I'm|interested in that new pizza parlor.
Makes me pine for my days as a delivery|boy.
"Here's your pizza, " I'd say.
"I didn't order any, " they'd say.
|Then off to my next adventure.
That story stunk.
|Hand me the binoculars.
The owner is from Signas-Five.
Signoids? On our block? They should go|back where they came from.
Society's never gonna make progress until we learn to pretend|to like each other.
Let's make these hideous strangers|feel welcome.
No.
You sure about these chairs? Guidebook|says human legs bend down at knee.
It's okay, Mama.
Anyone complains,|I bend legs up for free.
Customers.
Welcome to Earth Pizza Store.
|Here, sit.
I bend the knees for you.
That's comfy.
What kind of pizza goes in you? Silt? Asbestos?|We got guano, very fresh.
Have any food? Here, try a deep-dish pizza.
|Contains four kinds of things.
- This tastes like vomit.
|- Thank you.
Actually, I mean to offend a little.
|This is awful.
What's wrong?|Was it something Leela said? We come to Earth to start new life,|raise fat, spoiled Earth kids hang many underwear from Earth|clothesline, live Earthican dream.
Don't cry, foreign people.
|I used to work in a pizzeria.
As soon as I stop blasting puke - I'm gonna teach you to sell pizza.
|- Thank you, magic biped.
You save us, sir.
If we cannot make|Earth Pizza, our dream will die.
Just like rats we crushed|to make the wine.
For starters, use quality ingredients.
|Case in point? No more live bees.
When you put pizzas in the oven,|don't get in with them.
Hey, ocupado.
Most important of all|is the big-screen TV.
Families need a TV so they don't|have to talk to each other.
The Earthican pastime.
Blernsball.
Mulligan drives the ball.
It's|going and caught by the shortstop.
Mets lose again.
I haven't seen play|this bad since the days of Bob Uecker.
This is Bob Uecker|saying thanks for Watching.
Mets? Shortstop? Pinching the hitter?|I don't understand this Blernsball.
We'll teach you.
Your pizzeria will|play a game against Planet Express.
- But you'll need nine players.
|- No problem.
Play the ball.
Go, team.
Beat those no-good Signoids.
Show them they stink in a game|they've never played.
Ah, this is why I love Earth.
Beautiful star-brightened day, friendly|Blernsball game with chum pals.
So pleasant for everybody.
Hit by a pitch.
Take your base.
Sorry about that.
I guess I needed|a few more warm-up pitches.
No batter, no batter.
- No batter anymore.
|- Take your base.
I didn't mean to hit you.
|I have trouble with depth perception.
Yeah.
Me too, now.
Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter.
|Hey, duck.
Take your base.
Please, I want to live.
- Can I use bat to protect head?|- Apparently not.
Check out the one-eyed bean machine.
Hooray, I make a score point.
You beaned a run in.
|Better let me pitch.
But I've got a no-hitter going.
|You're right.
Here.
Don't take her out.
|She's a firecracker.
- I'd like to talk to you.
|- Am I under arrest? You're the sleaze bag who owns|the Ultimate Robot Fighting League.
Now I'm the sleaze bag|who owns the New New York Mets.
The Mets?|Those bums are worse than me.
But they don't draw a crowd like you.
|Which is why I want to sign you.
You mean, I'd be the first woman ever|to play major league blernsball? It'd be a publicity stunt.
A one-eyed lady might bring out|the freak show crowd.
Wow, the first woman|ever to play major league blernsball.
- Again, yeah.
But you'd just be-|- Yippee! The first woman ever to play major|league blernsball.
热门英文电视剧
老友记 Friends摩登家庭 Modern Family绝望主妇 Desperate Housewives破产姐妹 2 Broke Girls权利的游戏 Game of Thrones黑镜 Black Mirror爱,死亡和机器人 Love, Death & Robots杀死伊芙 Killing Eve第二十二条军规 Catch-22神盾局特工 Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.豆瓣高分英文剧
瑞克和莫蒂 Rick and Morty老友记 Friends火线 The Wire怪诞小镇 Gravity Falls探险活宝 Adventure Time with Finn and Jake无耻之徒(美版) Shameless飞出个未来 Futurama欢乐一家亲 Frasier 成长的烦恼 Growing Pains兄弟连 Band of Brothers飞哥与小佛 Phineas and Ferb风骚律师 Better Call Saul少年正义联盟 Young Justice亿万 Billions咱们裸熊 We Bare Bears副总统 Veep鬼屋欢乐送 Ghosts伦敦生活 Fleabag绅士杰克 Gentleman公关 Flack梅尔罗斯 Patrick MelroseCopyright © 2021 TaiCiShe.com 版权所有。 联系我们