Birdbot of IceCatraz Those cookies are fresh-a-licious,|but they produce a lot of trash.
That head spray makes|your antenna smell nice.
- Thank you.
|- But it's damaging the planet.
So? It's not the only one we've got.
Good news! I'm sending you|on an extremely controversial mission.
- Controversial?|- Oh, my, no.
For this highly controversial mission,|you'll be towing the Juan Valdez an orbiting supertanker|full of Colombian dark matter.
Oil? What if we hit something,|and the tanker leaks? Impossible.
|The tanker has 6000 hulls.
So, unlike me,|it's entirely leakproof.
Once you've hauled the tanker|past the protestors- - Protestors?|- Correct.
Six thousand hulls.
Why do we fly within three feet|of this penguin preserve? To avoid the tollbooth.
She's restocked with emergency jam.
|Let's get going.
At the risk of sounding negative, no.
|I can't participate in this mission.
What are you yapping about? Your reckless disregard|for the environment! I'm gonna join those protestors.
This is an outrage.
I demand you|hand over your captain's jacket.
This is my normal jacket.
|I've had it 10 years.
I said, hand it over.
Well, Fry, or should I say|Captain Fry? No, I shouldn't.
|Bender is the new captain.
- Bender?|- That's right.
Being captain|is about intuition and heart.
A good captain can't have either.
That's why cold, logical Bender|is perfect for the job.
I do think of human life|as expendable.
No fair!|Leela was training me to be captain.
She let me sit on her lap and steer,|in this comic I drew.
The new one's out! The title of captain|may inflate the human ego but it's beneath the notice|of my mighty robo-logic.
Now, look spry, men.
|We launch at six bells.
Greetings.
I'm Free Waterfall Sr.
,|founder of Penguins Unlimited.
No applause.
|When you clap your hands you kill thousands of spores that'll|someday form a nutritious fungus.
Just show your approval|with a mold-friendly thumbs up.
Please hold your thumbs until the end.
It's time to stop that tanker|with a nonviolent human circle.
Why resort to nonviolence?|Can't we kick their asses? Little lady, those people's asses|are living things too.
We're hitched up tighter|than Davy Jones' U-Haul.
- At ease, men.
|- I am at ease.
I like to give my first mate|an informal nickname.
From now on,|you'll be known as Wiggles.
The hell I will.
Have you even read|the captain's handbook? I have now.
What's Peter Parrot's|first rule of captaining? "Always respect|the chain o' command, " captain.
Correct, Wiggles.
You've just earned|an invitation to the captain's table.
The captain's table? What an honor.
Our peace ring has them trapped|like a tiger in a washing machine.
- Get ready.
|- Look at that.
Here they come.
Didn't you realize spaceships|can move in three dimensions? No, I did not.
That tanker gave us the slip,|but we'll stop them here on Pluto.
If you're cold, rub your bodies with|permafrost.
It's nature's long johns.
If rubbing dirt in your crotch|is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
This here is our penguin preserve.
They're so cute, like if puppies|and kittens could have babies.
We use hand puppets around young ones|to simulate a natural environment.
That's adorable.
Ow! It's this medal I'm most proud of.
I won it for saving the children|of Earth from a giant kangaroo.
It was on Australian news.
|You didn't see it.
- Brilliant.
|- Would you cram a sock in it? Those aren't even medals.
They're|bottle caps and pepperoni slices.
Thank you, steward.
Weren't you about to toast|your gallant captain? Fine, I've got a toast.
|To Captain Bender.
He's the best at being a jerk, and his ugly face|is as dumb as a butt.
I've heard better.
If I were in charge,|I wouldn't treat you like this.
You're nothing but a blowhard.
Sir, you forget yourself.
Shut up.
Being captain is more important to you|than being my friend.
I'm going.
Going? But a captain can't drink|without his first mate.
- You can drink with me, maybe?|- I don't feel like drinking.
Then if you'll excuse me I see some ravioli|that only has two shoe prints on it.
Three.
Oh, Greenland is a barren land|A land that bears no green Where there's ice and snoW|And the Whale fishies bloW- Please have some liquor.
|Robots need alcohol to function.
I once knew a guy-|You look like him.
He wasn't neither - I'm a good captain.
|- Please, I love you like a father! Oh, I hope they read my sign! - Bender's too low and upside down.
|- He must be talking on a cell phone.
- What's happening?|- All 6000 hulls have been breached.
Fools.
If only they'd built it with|6001 hulls.
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