Bendless Love - Guidance system?|- Online.
- Autopilot?|Present.
- Dark-matter indicator?|- Making a noise.
All systems operational.
|Let's rock.
Gentlemen, I've completed|my report on the crash.
I'm not reading that!|Summarize it in one word.
Sabotage.
This is a normal L-unit.
Without it,|space travel is the dream of a madman.
- Yep.
|- It's an important unit.
And this, my friends, is the L-unit|I just removed from the ship.
That's not an L!|Unless you count lowercase.
- You know we don't!|- Ooh! Whoever did this was strong.
This|is 340 pounds of Tonka-tough steel.
It should look like this:|But, instead, it looks like this: - Who would do that?|- Who could do that? And by "that, " I mean this: It looks like we have|another mystery on our hands.
I'd better make a chart of suspects.
|I'll draw a line with my straightedge.
Sweet lamprey of Santa Fe!|My edge has been bent! My javelin too!|It's ruined! Now we'll never beat Jupiter State! My Slinky!|My cuddly little pet Slinky! What's all the hubbub? Even the professor's been bent.
Thank you for your sympathy,|talking square of linoleum.
I'll get you fixed up.
- That's fine.
|- What did you do to the professor? I bent him.
- Aha!|- It's Bender! A bunch of stuff gets bent, so it must|be the robot designed for bending.
I know, we'll check last night's|surveillance tapes.
- Tapes?|- You've seen me naked? Last night's tape.
It was right next|to Bathroom Bloopers Four.
See? Nothing! I told you, losers! Wait, there on the screen!|It's that guy you are! - I'm sleepwalking!|- We've got robots on the ceiling.
Ooh! You weren't sleepwalking,|you were sleep-bending.
This is quite a shock.
On the other hand, it's not surprising.
After all, I've been bending|since the day I was built.
I Was born on an assembly line|in the bad part of Tijuana.
Mama.
Hooray! I graduated! Time to bend around Europe for|a few months, then get a job bending.
- You remember your birth?|- It was only four years ago.
- You're only four years old?|- Precocious little scamp, ain't I? Hm, Bender must have a need to bend|that's not satisfied by his lifestyle.
He can't stay.
He's a menace to every|straight person in the company.
Go satisfy your bend-lust.
And don't you come back|to work until you do! No more bending, no more Work|Give us a raise, you big fat jerk Nevers! Yo! The mafia supports you! But don't|tell no one! Spread the word! As duly elected mobsters|of this union it's our duty to support|the struggle of these slobs.
- What if management is "intragnizent"?|- In context, it's clear what you mean.
In that case, Clamps may have|a surprise for them.
The clamps! Right? Aw, no! A strike? Now I'll never get to bend|anything! Oh, woe is Bender! Management refused to switch|casual Friday to Monday.
- What?!|- They hire scabs at 10 times our wage! Ten times normal wage!|I'll give those jerks what for! - Welcomes aboard, scab.
|- Great to be here.
I'll introduces you to your scab|coworkers you'll be scabbing with.
This here's our|scab foreman.
- Flexo?|- Bender? Sorry you got sent to that South|American Turkish prison instead of me.
You bastard! They treated me like|an animal! And that's what I became! No, you're all right.
|Good to see you! And here's another scab|what also works here, Angleene.
Hello.
Hey, you guys want|to move that things? Hello! Give us a raise, you fat jerk|Nevers! Ow! - Hi, Angleene.
What you up to?|- Making hangers.
- Counselor said I had a knack for it.
|- That's cool.
So, I was wondering if- You know, it's cool if not, but- - What are you doing after work?|- What I always do.
Jack squat.
Me too.
Man, we have a lot|in common, huh? Well, we are made of virtually|identical components.
Are you sure? Maybe I should|peek at your access panel.
Hey, according to the Scab Handbook,|that's inappropriate banter.
And that's just|the way I like it.
Haile H.
Selassie! There, little friend.
Good as new.
What an exquisite day! That azure sky.
|The verdant treetops.
Those delightful birds with their chirp,|chirp and their tweet, tweet, splat.
I've never seen you so cheerful.
|What's wrong with you? Seeing things from a new perspective|has reminded me of life's beauty or perhaps my posture is causing|blood to pool in the back of my brain resulting in a mild delirium.
By|the way, you have a dime up your nose.
I wish.
It's a nickel.
Union forever! Lousy scabs!|They can't do those things! Et cetera! I bet watching me bend girders|turns your legs rubbery.
My legs are made of rubber.
And anyway, I am just|as strong as you are, Mac.
Oh, yeah? Prove it.
Here.
Let me help you.
My new bent outlook|has completely re-energized me.
I'm even dating a young,|Brazilian, retired actress.
Some say I'm robbing the cradle,|but I say she's robbing the grave.
Howdy, doodies! What's new? I was regaling your former coworkers|with a tale of bedroom antics- Big whoop, no one cares.
|I got Bender-related news.
I'm in love.
And I'm taking|all my friends out to celebrate.
Let's get liquored up! Hey, look at this crowd.
|You guys gotta try the pasta.
It's got a nice profit margin.
Bam!|So, special occasion tonight? - You'll never guess what's happened!|- Bam? - I've met the most dynamite lady-bot.
|- Hey, that's terrific! To celebrate, I'm gonna stick|seven copies of my book on your bill.
Bless you, sir.
So, Bender, tell us about|this new girlfriend of yours.
I intend to, through|the lost art of the toast.
To Angleene.
She's got it all.
Looks, charm and the love|of a fabulous bending robot.
She sure does.
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