What about the view, Fry? It really puts things in perspective.
From up here, an entire world can seem utterly insignificant.
Fear of a 'Bot Planet Nice seats! We're close enough to when you hit a player with a bottle, he's down.
I don't get it.
Is blernsball the same as baseball? Baseball? God forbid.
Face it, Fry.
Baseball was as boring as mom and apple pie.
- That's why they jazzed it up.
- Boring? Baseball wasn't- So they finally jazzed it up.
Home run! Right? Out! What happened? Why's the ball on that spring? It's tradition, like aluminum bats and the seventh-inning grope.
I got me a souvenir! Here you go, kid.
I'd like a jumbo squid log, please.
We don't sell those.
All right.
Let me have one of your young on a roll.
We're out of rolls.
Fine.
Just give me something crawling with parasites.
At least hot dogs didn't change.
- Buddies, who wants popcorn? I'll have some! Anyone want butter on that? I'm getting the hang of this.
The blerns are loaded count's 3 blerns, 2 anti-blerns, and the blern rule's in effect, right? Except for the word "blern," that's total gibberish.
Multi-ball! Multi-ball! Blern! Blern! All right! Yes! Miller's on a pace to hit 70 blerns.
He's good, all right.
But he's no Clem Johnson.
And Johnson played back in the days before steroids were mandatory.
That sack of skin wouldn't have lasted one pitch in the old Robot Leagues.
Now, Wireless Joe Jackson, there was a blern-hitting machine.
Exactly.
He was a machine designed to hit blerns.
Wireless Joe was a programmable bat on wheels.
And I suppose pitching at 5000 was just a modified howitzer? Humans are so scared of robot competition - you won't let us on the field.
- There's a lot of robots down there.
Yeah.
Doing crap work.
They're batboys, ball polishers, sprinkler systems.
But how many robot managers are there? - Eleven? - Zero! And what a surprise! Look who's scraping up the filth! Is it a human child? I wish! Whoa, dear Lord! What's wrong? It's my new pager.
This is Hermes.
A package just came in.
Return to the office immediately.
Get away, you filthy bird.
Professor? Turn me off, quick! I'm sorry.
What? See you at the office! Admit it! You think robots are just machines built to make life easier.
Well, aren't they? I've never made anyone's life easier, and you know it! Great news, everyone.
You'll be delivering a package to Chapek 9.
Where humans are killed on sight.
- Why is that great news? - I'm glad you asked that question.
You see, Chapek 9 was colonized centuries ago by a murderous crew of radical robot separatists.
Just because a robot wants to kill humans, he's a "radical.
" Hold on.
I understand these robots hate humans.
But how do they feel about humanoid aliens? They're not fans.
Bender will have to make the delivery.
I get it.
Make the robot do all the work.
This is the first actual work you've ever done here.
Well, I'm not doing it! It's a robot holiday.
Really? Which one? Only Robanukah.
The holiest two weeks on the robot calendar.
Come on, Bender.
Last month, it was Robomadom.
And before that, Robonza.
- Man, that one was a blast.
- Not just a blast it was a sacred tribute to my ancestral prototypes which took the form of a drinking contest.
Bender, I respect your diversity to the extent the law requires.
But you used all your days off when you had Roberculosis.
All right, I'll go.
But I'll hold a grudge against every last one of you for the rest of your lives.
Well then, it's settled.
So long, everyone.
So, this planet is completely uninhabited? No.
It's inhabited by robots.
Kind of like how a warehouse is inhabited by boxes.
Okay, Bender.
Time to get to work.
Yes, Ms.
Leela.
Tote that space barge.
Lift that space bale.
We can't land on the surface, the robots will kill us.
We'll stay and lower you with the winch.
Remember, you don't know humans, you don't work for humans and above all, you don't like humans.
I'll try to keep that in mind.
- He seems pretty angry.
- Yeah.
I'd be angry too, if I had to go to an uninhabited planet.
Let's do something nice for him.
There.
This will show that stupid robot we care.
Bender's done with the delivery, I'm in trouble.
They found out I work with humans and- Oh, no! - My God! We have to rescue him.
- No, they'll kill us.
What will we do? I don't know.
It's not an easy decision.
If only I had two or three minutes to think.
To save Bender, we've got to look and act exactly like robots.
I'm fully operational.
We have to walk and talk like robots, and maybe solve differential equations like robots.
I can dance like a robot.
Will that help? Fry.
First of all, this is serious.
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