As new employees, give your opinion on our commercial.
I've paid to air it during Super Bowl.
- Wow.
- Not on the same channel, of course.
Interplanetary delivery's a headache.
Evans, where's the package from Earth? Uh I'm not Evans! He should have used Planet Express! When companies aren't brave or foolhardy trust Planet Express for reliable delivery.
Your package, Mr.
Horrible Gelatinous Blob.
Good work, Evans.
You've got a future around here.
Thank you, sir.
Our crew's replaceable.
Your package isn't.
- Are there really giant birds? - No, that was all special effects.
Now let's have breakfast.
I hope everyone likes eggs.
Episode Two: The Series Has Landed I can't get used to the 31 st century.
Caffeinated bacon.
Baconated grapefruit.
Admiral Crunch? If you don't like that, try Archduke Chocula.
Ah, Hermes! Crew, meet Hermes Conrad.
He manages my delivery business, pays the bills notifies next of kin, what have you.
Someone dropped off this package.
Which of you is the captain? Oh, my.
I haven't picked a new captain yet.
It's always so hard to choose.
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh! - You! - Oh! This is just a standard legal release protecting Planet Express from lawsuits in event of the unforseen.
"Death by airlock failure.
" "Death by brain parasite.
" - "By sonic diarrhea.
" - You don't want that.
I don't know about previous captains but I intend to do as little dying as possible.
Sign the paper.
Now, Fry, before you go into space, you'll need to see our staff doctor.
I should warn you, though.
He's a little unusual.
He wears sandals.
Dr.
Zoidberg, this is Fry, the new delivery boy.
He needs a physical.
Excellent.
Excellent.
You'll be fine.
Open your mouth and let's look at that brain.
No, no, not that mouth.
I only have one.
Really? - Is there a human doctor around? - Young lady, I'm an expert on humans.
Pick a mouth, open it and say- Uh What?! My mother was a saint! Get out! Lord, Bender, you're filthy.
Like you don't have crap in your neck.
Amy, give his body a going-over with the cleaning pick.
Okay.
Does it hurt when I go like this? Ow! A little.
The doctor says I'm healthy.
Can I go into space now? As soon as we finish cleaning Bender.
This is our intern, Amy Wong.
She's an engineering student of mine.
I like having her around.
She's the same blood type as me.
Hey, you're the unfrozen guy from the 20th century, right? Last time I checked.
Hang on.
Amy Wong? Of the Mars Wongs? Look, we're not as rich as everybody says.
- What's your sorority? - Kappa Kappa Wong.
Hey, rich girl, look over here! It's me, Bender.
I'm being entertaining.
La-la-la, look at my head! It's all painted, look at my head! I got a big old head, and hey, ho! Show's over, I'm tired.
Ah, to be young again and also a robot.
I recall you youngsters have a package to deliver.
Finally! Come on, Bender.
Let's mosey.
Nice catch, idiot.
- Where are we going? - Nowhere special.
The moon.
The moon? The moon moon? Wow! I'll be a famous hero.
Like Neil Armstrong and other guys no one's heard of! I love stuff like the moon.
Can I come? Well, I guess so.
Be careful.
I'd like to hold off any major screwups until at least my second day.
Nothing will go wrong.
If something goes wrong, bring back the blood.
- Can I do the countdown? - Sure.
Knock yourself out.
-10, 9- - Okay, we're here.
- Hurry! I want to see the moon! - Relax, it's open till 9.
That's one small step for Fry- And one giant line for admission.
Can I have cuts? No.
You won't believe it.
There's an amusement park on the moon! It's the happiest place orbiting Earth.
- Let's go already.
- We have a crate to deliver.
Let's dump it and say we delivered it.
Too much work.
Let's burn it and say we dumped it.
- If everyone's finished being stupid- - I had more, but you go ahead.
We'll deliver that crate like professionals.
I've never been to the moon.
All right, we'll deliver that crate like professionals then we'll ride the bumper cars.
Amy, help Fry hoist the crate, then lock up when you're done.
Be careful.
Aye, aye, captain.
I mean, Only One Eye.
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