Hey.
I just got my teacher evaluations.
Look what this student wrote.
"I loved Dr.
Geller's class.
Mind-blowing lectures.
Dr.
Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the Paleontology Department.
" "Hotties of Paleontology.
" There's a big-selling calendar, eh? -Who wrote it? -The evaluations are all anonymous.
-You still have their exams? -Yeah.
You could just match the handwriting and, boom, there's your admirer.
A hot girl's at stake, and he becomes Rain Man.
Wait a minute.
Why are we so sure that this is a girl? It's a girl! Anyway, it wouldn't matter, okay? Because I'm a teacher.
She's a student.
-It's against the rules? -It's frowned upon.
-Besides, there's a big age difference.
-When you're 90-- I know, she'll be 80 and it won't seem like such a big difference.
No, that's not what I was gonna say at all.
When you're 90, you'll still have the memory of being with a 20-year-old.
The One Where Ross Dates A Student Gelula/SDI Chandler, you know your college friend who became a movie director? Oh yeah, Dana Keystone.
She was in my movement class.
-What's a movement class? -He's pretending he didn't take mime.
She's directing a new AI Pacino movie.
You gotta get me an audition.
I haven't talked to her in, like, 1 0 years.
Please, Chandler, I would owe you so much.
You do owe me so much.
You owe me 3000-- Hey, hey, dude.
Why you changing the subject? What? -Will you make the call? -Okay, I'll try.
Thanks.
Last auditions are Thursday, so I gotta get in by Thursday.
Just remember Thursday.
Can you remember Thursday? Yeah, so Tuesday? Thursday! Just think of it like this: The third day.
Monday, one day.
Tuesday, two day.
Wednesday.
.
.
.
When, huh, what day? Thursday! The third day, okay? -Thank you.
-Okay.
-I'm gonna check my messages.
-You thought of that in there? Sure, nature called.
She wants to see who else did.
Hello? Rachel.
Someone is in our apartment.
Call the cops! You're on the phone! -Oh, my God! -What? Oh, my God! Thank you! Fire department put out a fire at our place! -Oh, my God! How bad was it? -It was a fire, I'm guessing not good.
-Come on, we gotta go! -Yeah, come on.
What are you smiling about? The part I want to audition for is a fireman.
This is so meant to be! You were very generous with your grades this semester.
-Professor Geller? -Yeah? -I really enjoyed your class.
-Oh, thank you.
Thanks very much.
I'm a little embarrassed about calling you a "hottie.
" -That was you? -Yeah.
I felt a little weird about it.
You're a teacher.
I'm a student.
Want to go out sometime? That's not the best idea.
Oh, because I was thinking, the semester's over.
-You're not my teacher anymore.
-What time? Oh, you know what? Forget it.
I see you already gave me an A.
-Gotcha.
-I'm kidding! God! So seriously, what time? Coming through.
Coming through.
Oh! Hello.
Hi.
Right.
Coming through! Okay.
Well, it's not so bad.
Most of the damage was contained in the bedrooms.
Hey, buddy, think I could borrow your uniform this Thursday? -Excuse me? -Joey! He's working.
You would look good in that.
Oh, how bad is it? It's bad, it's really bad.
The only thing that isn't burned is an ax, which I do not remember buying.
-How's your room? -Everything's ruined.
My bed, my clothes.
Look at my favorite sweater.
Isn't that mine? Fine.
I'm sorry for your loss.
You won't be able to live here for a while.
You have a place to stay? Oh! Wow! Okay, look, pal.
.
.
.
.
.
I am not in the mood to be hit on right now.
But if you give me your number, I'll call you sometime.
Yes, they can stay with us.
Do you know what started the fire, Mr.
Fireman? Well, do either of you smoke? No, not usually.
But yeah, I could use one now.
Thanks.
-Do you light candles, burn incense? -Yes, I do all the time.
I love them! Oh, my God, I did it! It's me, it's me! I burned down the house! Okay, Phoebe, calm down.
There's no need to place blame.
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