Can't get the monkey off your back? Then put it in your mouth with Monkeyshine Beer! Get it, monkey Get it, get it, monkey Monkey, monkey Monkeyshine Beer.
Because it's a jungle out there! That commercial always makes me so sad.
But then the guy opens his beer and girls run at him so everything works out okay.
I meant because the monkey reminds me of Marcel.
I can see that.
Because they both have those big brown eyes and the little pouty chin.
And the fact that they're both monkeys? I wonder if I did the right thing, giving him away.
Ross, you had to.
He was humping everything in sight.
My Malibu Barbie will no longer be wearing white to her wedding.
Remember when he'd borrow your hat and when you got it back, there'd be monkey raisins in it? When he did it, it was funny.
When I did it to my boss's hat.
Suddenly, I had this big "attitude problem.
" The One With the Super Bowl Hey, check it out! Guess what I got? Rhythm? No.
My first fan mail! "Dear Dr.
Ramoray: I love you and would do anything to have you.
" My gosh! "Your not-so-secret admirer, Erika Ford.
" Oh, wait.
"P.
S.
Enclosed, please find In Crazy World, that means you're married.
It's not addressed to Days Of Our Lives.
This came to your apartment.
She was in our building.
Oh, my God.
I got my very own stalker! You are so lucky, I'm gonna share mine.
Joey, remember we talk about good thing and bad thing.
This is a bad thing.
Where are you off to? There's a paleontology conference in L.
A.
So I figured I'd go and drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel.
He will be surprised.
Till he realizes he's a monkey and isn't capable of that emotion.
Phoebe? That really cute guy is here again.
Okay, so everyone pretend I'm telling you a story and it's really funny.
So everyone just laugh.
Now! I know, I know! I'm Rob Donan.
Hi, Rob Donan.
I don't know anything about music, but I think you're really great.
Anyway, I schedule performers for children's libraries.
And I was thinking, have you thought about playing your songs for kids? I would love to have kids hear me play the songs that I will write for them.
What do we do for dinner? We could cook for ourselves.
It's Erika.
My God.
The stalker! Never mind.
It's open.
Hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea.
But we want a backup plan, just in case she isn't a cartoon! Let's get out of here! The one time they're not home! We'll leave.
When we pass her she won't know me, because we never met! That's how radio stars escape stalkers! She's coming! It's me.
This is it.
This is how we're gonna die.
You ready? Wait, wait, wait! Erika! -Mr.
Geller? -Yes, hi.
Dean Lipson, zoo administrator.
You had a question? I can't find the monkey I donated last year.
He's a capuchin answers to the name Marcel? I'm afraid I have some bad news.
Marcel has passed on.
Oh, my God.
What happened? He got sick, and then he got sicker and then he got a little better.
But then he died.
I can't believe this! I'm sorry, Mr.
Geller.
But you know, there's an old saying: "Sometimes monkeys die.
" It's not a great saying but it certainly is fitting today.
-Someone should've called me.
-I'm sorry.
Look, I know this can't bring him back but here, it's just a gesture.
Zoo dollars? Yes, and come see the bird show at 4.
The macaws wear hats.
It's a lot cuter if your monkey hasn't just died.
I know.
I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker! What is she like? You remember Kathy Bates in Misery? Well, she looks the exact opposite of that.
And she's not crazy? Oh, no, no.
She's a total whack-job.
She thinks that Joey is actually Dr.
Drake Ramoray.
Oh, my God! And he's going out with her? He cannot pursue this.
Just because this woman sees Joey through the magical box in her living room doesn't mean she's not a person.
Does she not deserve happiness? Does she not deserve love? Why are you looking at me? He's the one who wants to boff the maniac! Are you okay? No.
I'm just nervous.
Maybe if I just picture them all in their underwear.
That's not a good idea.
That's the reason the last guy got fired.
I'm used to playing for grownups.
Grownups drink their coffee and do their grownup thing.
And kids Iisten.
It's just a huge responsibility.
What? Are you gonna kiss me? I was thinking about it.
Alrighty! Let's play some tunes! Ok! Let's find some seats.
Chandle, we gonna find our seats.
Hold on a second.
He thinks he can.
He thinks he can.
Oh, what the hell.
He can.
-Hi, everybody.
I'm Phoebe.
-Hi, Phoebe! I'm gonna play some songs about grandparents, okay? Now Grandma's a person Who everyone likes She bought you a train And a bright shiny bike But lately she hasn't Been coming to dinner And last time you saw her She looked so much thinner Now your mom and your dad said She moved to Peru But the truth is she died And someday you will too I will have the great seven, and the doctor, will have the resertal.
-Oh, Drake, isn't it amazing? -Yeah, it is.
What? Well, here we sit, devil-may-care and a while ago you were reattaching Simone's spinal cord.
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