[MOUSE SQUEAKS] [PENGUINS CHIRP] [ALL CHEERING] [SCREECHES] Adventure time come on, grab your friends we'll go to very distant lands with Jake the dog and finn the human the fun will never end it's adventure time JAKE: If I hear another peep, there's gonna be trouble.
Final warning! Okay.
Go ahead, bmo.
[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS] Okay, welcome back to the program.
We're talking with my special guest, finn the human.
FINN: Hello.
[APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE STOPS] JAKE: Now, finn, before the break, you were saying something interesting -- that you're getting out of the romance biz.
So, what happened? FINN: Well, I don't want to bore your listeners [APPLAUSE] but let's just say the time has come to stop dating princesses and return to saving 'em.
[KNOCK ON DOOR] JAKE: And you're not just saying that to, uh, make yourself seem more attractive? FINN: Yeah, of course.
No games goin' on here.
[KNOCKING CONTINUES] JAKE: Hold on, hold on.
What's that noise? I think that someone's knocking at the door.
JAKE: Can you see who it is? Yes, Jake.
JAKE: So it's going pretty good, huh? FINN: Yeah, but maybe we should stop talking about this love junk and get back to adventuring.
Finn! Jake! I need your help! It's an emergency! FINN: Now we're talking! Don't cry, slime princess.
We're at your service.
I need finn to marry me.
[CHITTERING PLAYS] FINN: I'm sorry, s.
P.
, but I've given up the dating scene.
You don't understand.
If I don't get a husband, I'll lose my kingdom.
ICE KING: I'll do it! JAKE: What did I tell you?! [LAUGH TRACK PLAYS] Please let me explain.
Recently, my much hotter, younger sister, blargatha, married a slime rogue named guillermo.
As a result, elder plops decreed that if I was not married by tomorrow, rule of the slime kingdom would pass to my sister, which I'd be, like, totally fine with, except I recently discovered they are both evil.
Evil to the core! They plan to militarize the kingdom and begin a campaign of aggressive conquest, sacking our neighboring kingdoms, stealing their resources, and eventually taking over the entire world! JAKE: Ew.
Finn, this will happen unless someone marries me.
FINN: No.
ICE KING: Psst! JAKE: [GRUMBLES] Please, finn.
I know I've crushed on you in the past, but I have no intention of locking this down.
Our marriage will only be in name only.
FINN: Mm JAKE: Wait! I'm coming, too! I'm gonna eat popcorn and make hilarious jokes.
Aw.
Who ate all my popcorn? ICE KING: [MUNCHING] Call this a room? There's not even a window.
Oh, wait.
Are we rolling? JAKE: [MUNCHING] How much farther? This popcorn's not gonna last all day.
All right, now it might.
We're here.
Welcome to my little oasis in the wasteland.
JAKE: Oasis? More like, "no way, sis!" [LAUGHS] FINN: Huh? JAKE: [GASPS] FINN: Whoa! This is amazing! You okay, buddy? JAKE: You could say I got out of there in the "lick" of time.
Zing! Quickly.
We're already late.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS] This is the most important place in the kingdom.
FINN: The royal palace? No, it's where me and all my main splirts hang out.
Hi, girls! ALL: H-I-I-I-I-I! [HUMMING] FINN: Tree trunks and Mr.
pig, what are you doing here? Oh, we always come here when we want to shake it, finn.
It's the only triple-cray-rated disco in all of ooo.
Get your face pretty, finn.
My people are already assembled in the courtyard.
[CLEARS THROAT] Greetings, loyal slimejects! [ALL CHEERING] I would like to introduce my new husband -- finn the human! [ALL CHEERING] What did I tell you? Piece of cake.
Attention, my loyal slimejects.
[GASPS] It's blargatha.
And that's the mysterious guillermo.
He hails from a faraway, much more somber slime kingdom where people have strange customs and no love in their eyes.
Their discos aren't even rated one cray.
My husband would like to say something.
And, uh, he would, too, if not for his extremely sore throat, so I will say it for him.
We challenge you to the trials of glarb.
[CROWD GASPS] I object! Ancient traditions such as the trials of glarb are no longer relevant in our modern self-indulgent society.
Order! Order! I demand order! I, elder plops, being the coolest guy in the room, will settle this dispute.
The matter will be settled on the battleground FINN: All right! the battleground of love.
FINN: Aw! The couple that I deem most truly in love shall rule the slime kingdom for life.
[SCEPTER CLANKS] Plops out.
[ALL CHEERING] FINN: [SIGHS] JAKE: This is, like, the opposite of what you wanted.
Welcome, everyone, to the trials of glarb, hosted by me, elder plops.
The first trial will be crooning.
You guys are gonna get into these sweet boats I made and croon for each other on the lake.
The most loving and heartfelt song, judged by me, elder plops, will win.
I really want to hear some emotional song work here.
The people want to hear emotional stuff.
So let's see some stuff, all right? Okay, finn, you can do it.
FINN: I don't know.
I'm still jacked up over my lady biz.
Well, just lose yourself in your own mind and go numb.
Then let it all out.
FINN: [GROANS] [BREATHES DEEPLY] Okay.
Just let it all out.
When I'm heating up my lunch or delivering a dungeon punch I can't get over you your kiss is burned into my brain Simon's hair is clogging up my drain I just can't get over you see your face all over ooo sticks to me like a coat of glue I can't get over you Why can't I get over you? Finn, way to go.
I could tell the people were really impressed.
Guillermo, you're up.
Hmm? Okay, guillermo.
I'll ask, I'll ask Guillermo still has a sore throat! May I sing on, uh, his behalf? Elder plops thinks that's okay.
[CLEARS THROAT] [OFF-KEY] I want to touch your hand with my hand I want to rub your cheek with my cheek maybe later we can get "do not disturb" I'm done! As elder plops, I have heard many songs in my life, and I can only say this Finn, you win this one.
[ALL CHEERING] [GRUMBLES] FINN: Whoo! Yes! [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] Welcome, everyone, to our second trial Spooning.
When I say go, the big spoon will put his arm around the little spoon and cuddle.
I will be watching you spoon, measuring and assessing your love by posture and overall vibe.
The best cuddle, or spoon, wins.
FINN: Wait.
What? JAKE: [LAUGHING] Spooners, get in your futons.
FINN: Uh, I don't feel good about this.
Ready, set Spoon! FINN: [GASPS] No, wait.
I don't want to do this! Wrap those gorgeous pythons around me! FINN: No! This feels weird! Come on, finn, they're crushing us! Wuh! Wuh! Wuh! Blargatha and guillermo, very nice.
FINN: Nooooooooooooooooo! Yeesh.
All right, everyone, stop.
I've seen enough.
Blargatha and guillermo's love was way-off-the-charts good.
They win.
Yes! I love you, baby.
You spoon so good! FINN: [BREATHES HEAVILY] No! The score is tied.
There's one more trial after spooning and crooning -- smooching.
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