[MOUSE SQUEAKS] [PENGUINS CHIRP] [ALL CHEERING] [SCREECHES] Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [IMITATES MACHINE WHIRRING] Hour six of our Ice Kingdom stakeout.
Abso-nothing's going on there.
And if I do this hand position My boogers should turn into smoke bombs.
Pbht! You sure this tip is good, Flambo? Come on.
You know I'm on the level! The Ice King is scheming to nabs a Princess today! I swears it! FINN: Hm.
Relax, restless-pants.
A true Ninja can sense the intentions of his enemies.
Jin! [CHUCKLES] Ninjas.
Ninjas ain't real for nothin', nohow.
Whoa, now.
Ninjas are real.
For, you see Do-do-do! Jake and I are Ninjas.
Yep.
Ever since we fished this Ninja manual out of a ditch.
Finn, booty me! [WHOOSH!] Wenk.
Listen! Wenk, wenk, wenk.
Finn, I think I'm gonna take off my booties.
I can't flip these pages.
ICE KING: Ho-ho! Oh, Gunter, let's go.
I've got the overnight bag.
Wenk, wenk! It's the Ice King, all right, and he's looking awful pleased with himself.
Uh-oh.
If the Ice King's so happy, he must have stolen a Princess when we weren't looking somehow.
That's Ninja logic.
Then we got to -- - Ahem.
We got to save that Princess.
You got it, Shino-bro.
Ninja kick.
Ninja kick.
Princess? Princess? [SNIFFING] Princess? Princess?! Princess?! Uh No Princess here, man.
No Princess? [GASPS] It's A trap.
We're being trapped! Ninja vanish! Evade, evade! Nothing is trapped, dude.
We can't find any captured Princesses because the Ice King hasn't captured one yet.
He's out doing it right now.
Are you sure? No.
It's only a Ninja hunch, so we should Ninja snoop for proof.
Wait, man.
I-I'd feel uncomfortable snooping through the Ice King's personal stuff.
It feels sort of like A violation.
Gah! [GASPS] Whoo! Got the Ice King's diary.
No, no, no, no, no.
We can't read his private junk.
And yet we must.
[CLEARS THROAT] "Dear diary, and you better write me back this time.
Today, I'm bringing home a special new cutie.
" There's our proof, man! Hmm.
All right.
Let's use our Ninja stealth and hide until he comes back with the Princess.
[WHIP!] Or we could keep looking through his stuff -- You know, for more proof.
He-he-he! No.
Alls we're gonna do is lie in wait until the Ice King gets back.
Then -- boom! -- We catch him with Princess on his hands.
[IMITATES AIRPLANE WHOOSHING] Where are we gonna hide? In this filthy hamper! [WHISTLES] [IMITATES EXPLOSION] Think he's there yet? See anything? Nah.
Hey, Finn, I don't want to hide in the hamper anymore.
It reeks in here.
But we're Ninjas, and this is our Ninja hideout.
Nah, man.
My sense of smell is like 1,000 times better than yours.
Also, the hamper's boring.
I'm out.
Wait! I'm out! Jake! Get back here! [BEEP] Hey, wait up! Check this out.
[BEEPING] [BOTH LAUGHING] Weird.
I want to draw something.
Hey, we got to leave no trace.
Ninjas leave no trace.
I'll delete it after.
Hey, come on! [BOTH LAUGH] [BOTH GASP] Jake, what have we done? Aah! A secret hidden room full of Ninja stuff! [LAUGHS] Oh, great.
A line.
Excuse me.
Pardon me.
UhI-I think you were actually Ahead of me.
You know I was.
[CHUCKLES] Counter maid, I demand medicinal attentions Preferably those of a Princessy type.
And are you checking in as a patient or a cadaver? Hey! I'm as healthy as 10 old men! Wenk, wenk.
Huh? Oh, oh, right.
My penguin.
He's very, very sick.
[GROANS] So, what time does your shift end? What kind of guy builds a cave inside of another cave? What's this? A spell book? Whoo! Dude! Leave no trace.
Ah, it's too late for that.
It's not too Late.
Whoa! What you got there? Dude! It's a First-Edition Ice Ninja manual.
[GASPS] "True Ninja passes no wind.
He only passes --" [FARTS] [SPITS] I ain't even heard of these techniques.
Nuh-nuh-n-numm-nuh numb-chucks.
Hey, Ice King seems way into Ninjas, even more than we are.
Yeah.
So? Oof! So, doesn't that mean that Ninjas must be kind of lame? Nah, they're still cool, but Ice King's still lame because he hides his Ninja love.
We wear our Ninja on our sleeve! Jake! Show me how to do that.
[GROANS] What's taking that doctor so long?! Gunter, make more noise.
[GROANING LOUDLY] Yeah, all right, all right.
Don't oversell it, Drama Queen.
Dun-dun-dun! Pardon the intrusion.
I'm Dr.
Princess.
Yes.
Well, uh come to Ice King, Princess.
Don't worry, Sir.
I specialize in treating little tuxedo people.
Just give it to me straight, Doc -- Am I gonna have to pay for this? Hmm.
Wenk, wenk.
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