[mouse squeaks ] [penguins chirp ] [all cheering ] [screeches ] Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end lt's Adventure Time Hey, Jake? Yeah? You ever wonder what a demon's heart looks like? Of course, dude.
You ever wonder what a demon's heart tastes like? EVlL VOlCE: Hey, kid, you want some magic powers? Magic powers for absolutely free.
Heck yeah! Wait! Let's not be too rash.
Just look at this guy.
Check out the sunken, lifeless eyes, the foul stench of decay.
You know what that means? lt means he's evil, l guess.
Well, evil, sure, but mostly, he's unattractive, and unattractive people are desperate.
You should haggle with him.
Hey, l want more than just free powers.
What else you got? All right.
Free magical powers and [cracking ] and this keychain.
Oh, oh, oh! Play it cool, Finn.
Right.
l begrudgingly accept your offer.
Yes! Then the deal is struck.
[laughs evilly ] You can pick up your powers right through that door.
This way.
[wind howling ] [pbht! ] [grunts ] This place looks magical.
You think this is where we get the powers? Yes, l do.
Free powers for all.
Want some? Yeah! Are you the guy handing them out? You seek Bufo the Wizard.
So, where is that guy? He is here, of course.
Uh He's here? But he's not you? That's right.
We should beat him up until he starts making sense.
[groans ] ALL: We are Bufo.
Oh! ALL: So So ALL: you wish to be inducted into the ancient -- ancient order -- Dang it, Leonard.
lf we don't talk at the same time, nobody can understand us.
Sorry.
Geez.
ALL: Ahem! So, you want free wizard powers, powers likethese! [laughs ] Yeah! Yeah! BOTH: We want them.
Give us the stuff.
- Yes, we do.
- Can't wait.
ALL: Then follow me.
BOTH: Whoo-hoo! ALL: Behold the grand hall of wizardry.
This is where young potentials train to become ultimate wizards.
But most are not ready for the responsibility that comes with it.
l'm responsible, dude.
So am l.
That's a lie.
lt is a lie.
And l take full responsibility for it.
ALL: Yes, yes, very responsible.
Now l bestow upon you these wizard cloaks! BOTH: Whoa! Hey, this is a dress.
Yeah.
And l am into it.
lt's like gossamer.
[grunting ] This way, l won't be embarrassed.
ALL: Fine, fine.
Now, for every power that you accrue, you shall receive a star badge like these.
This final star betokens the rank of ultimate wizard.
BOTH: Whoa! Mark me, Jake.
l shall have that final star.
Where do we start? ALL: Level 1 -- Dustomancy.
Yeah! Dustomancy, whatever that is.
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme! ALL: To receive this power, you must first eat these brooms.
[zip! Zip! ] All right.
[gags ] Wait.
[spits ] This is gross.
Man, l can't eat this.
Yeah, you can.
Do what l do.
[growls ] Ahh! [gulps ] [squeak! ] Oops.
Ah, there we go.
[both gasp ] Whoa, you got a star.
[chuckles ] Observe my magics.
Wait, Jake.
Don't use them until l finish my broom.
[growling ] [gulps ] Lastbite.
[gulps ] Dude, you got your star, too.
We're Dustomancers! [grunts ] Nothing happened.
This is a total rip-off.
Bufo, you tricked us.
Stupid power doesn't even work.
ALL: Calm yourself, boy.
You are acting hysterical.
Do you not see that you are using Dustomancy? Behold.
l'm doing this? So l have -- ALL: Yes! Mastery over all dust motes.
You can also read their emotions.
For instance, this mote is very unhappy in his marriage.
That'ssort of cool.
Sort of cool? This is radical! Whoo, yeah! Force that enthusiasm.
ALL: Are you ready for more magic? We get more? ALL: So much more.
Like level 2 -- the power of shadowcery.
You can't see through those, right? Nope, not at all.
ALL: To gain provenance over the shadows, place your hands into this bowl.
What bowl? ALL: No! Cover your eyes! [groans ] Fine.
ALL: Thrust your hands into this bowlof eyeballs.
Eyeballs?! Dude, it's okay.
They're just peeled grapes.
ALL: No! They're eyeballs.
[giggle ] Yuck! ALL: Well done.
You have groped the eyeballs fearlessly.
Another star! Yeah! Shadowcery.
[horse neighs, grunts ] Onward, my shadow steed.
Huh? No touchies.
Wizard powers are so cool.
l want all the star badges! ALL: Excellent.
[laughs ] [cling! cling! cling! ] ALL: Well done.
[laughs ] [both gulping ] [whoosh! ] [mumbles ] [whoosh! whoosh! ] [shing! ] All we're missing now is the big star.
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